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#996 Up↑ /20 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-27 22:54 EST
// Ms. Breslin tries to get her students to pay attention
Ms. Breslin: Instead of blathering...
Ms. Breslin: Please, pay attention and hide your M&Ms better!
Ms. Breslin: ...although I stayed up all night last night and ate like 2 bags of them myself.
Ms. Breslin: Please, don't write things in peer editing like...
Ms. Breslin: This paper is really simplistic! or...
Ms. Breslin: This paper would be better if you weren't using your cell phone in class! -
#1890 Up↑ /63 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-06 20:11 EDT
// Going over problems distributed at the beginning of the period.
*Akmedov calls on student who is lost*
Akhmedov: What's the answer to g?
Student: What question are we on?
Akmedov: G... as in The Game.
Student 2: *whispering* Did Mr. Akmedov just make us all lose the game?
Student 3: *whispering* Yes he did. -
#688 Up↑ /30 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-22 21:55 EDT
// European Literature, discussing how Odysseus has been stuck sleeping with Calypso in her cave
Ms. Brown: It's not even like he's that reluctant to do so. He doesn't go around running, "Help! I don't want to have sex with a beautiful, lustrous goddess!" -
#849 Up↑ /58 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-20 00:06 EST
// Another thermometer malfunctions
Mr. Dibbs: So when you go into lab today, be careful with these Chinese thermometers. Remember to collect consistent data with...inconsistent materials.
*student laughs*
Mr. Dibbs: What are you laughing about? In your country, they don't even MAKE thermometers!
*Mr. Dibbs draws a thermometer on the board labeled HOT and VERY HOT*
Mr. Dibbs: Because that's what thermometers in your country look like!
