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#380 Up↑ /38 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-11 17:00 EST
Mr. Fisher: Girls, if you come to my class wearing shirts with plunging necklines, you're unprepared.
Mr. Fisher: Boys, if you come to my class wearing polos, you're unprepared.
Mr. Fisher: Girls and boys in the 60s, if you come to my class without your hair up, you're unprepared. -
#1372 Up↑ /65 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-08 17:11 EDT
// Mr. Akhmedov shows the class a demonstration of a virtual image of the penny.
Student: Whoa! That's so cool. My hand goes right through it.
Mr. Akhmedov: Yep. You can even show this imaginary penny trick to your friends. All you need are two conca-
Student: OMG! Quick, let's pull this prank on a Jew. -
#1367 Up↑ /48 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-06 11:49 EDT
// Jezer is discussing how we should all get a "professional" sounding email.
Jezer: I mean...don't email a prospective employer with PussyKat96@hotmail.com or something.
*Class bursts out laughing*
Jezer: HEY! At least I didn't switch the letters!
