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#1916 Up↑ /51 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-13 22:30 EDT
Ms. Hall: In order to really sing well, you have to think about all of the parts of your body. Understand your bodies and what they need, be rooted in your anatomy.
*Some students laugh*
Ms. Hall: Believe it or not, I am not talking about sex. I know that is all you kids think about. Please bear with me and attempt to forget your primal instincts for a few moments. -
#1673 Up↑ /66 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-03 23:56 EST
// Ms. Hall is auditioning one of her freshman classes for chorus
*Kid is being distracting*
Ms Hall: What are you? Chopped liver?
// A few minutes later
*Kid distracts the person auditioning*
Ms. Hall: So you're chopped liver AND a wise guy?
// Ms. Hall auditions the kid who is being annoying
Ms. Hall: I hate to say it ... but I might consider taking you. -
#1567 Up↑ /188 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-15 22:05 EST
Ms. Hall: You, baritone, back there! What have you been looking at this entire period?
Ms. Hall: Come up here and show me right now!
*Baritone walks up and hands Ms. Hall his report card which he's been looking at*
Ms. Hall: We got these two hours ago! Put it away!
*Pause*
Ms. Hall: And work harder on your chemistry labs. -
#1245 Up↑ /190 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-11 21:05 EDT
Ms. Hall: Excuse me! Is this your lunch period?
Soprano: Um... no...
Ms. Hall: Then what in God's name are you eating!?
Soprano: Cheese-its...
Ms. Hall: Cheese-its? CHEESE-ITS?
Soprano: Would you like some?
Ms. Hall: *jaw drops and stares in disbelief* -
#1084 Up↑ /166 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-16 03:40 EDT
Ms. Hall to Wacira, who is eating a donut: You're having a donut?
Wacira: It's my lunch period.
Ms. Hall: And you're having a donut?
Wacira: It's all I have time for.
Ms. Hall: Aw, honey, you're gonna starve.
Wacira: It's okay...I have a whole box
*He holds up an entire box of 12 donuts* -
#984 Up↑ /281 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-23 17:40 EST
// Pedro returns from the bathroom.
Ms. Hall: Where were you?
Pedro: In the bathroom.
Ms. Hall: That was somewhat of an extended leave, wasn't it?
Ms. Hall: Did you fall in?
Pedro: I, uh...
Ms. Hall: You were gone for 15 minutes!
Pedro: That was 15 minutes?
Ms. Hall: It's now 25 of the hour.
Pedro: I left right after the beginning of the period.
Ms. Hall: What time is the beginning of the period? Clearly you have no idea.
*Ms. Hall looks at the schedule*
Ms. Hall: 1:19. So you were gone from 1:19 to twenty-five to two. How long is that?
Pedro: Six minutes?
Ms. Hall: ...
Ms. Hall: Who did you pay to take the entrance exam?
