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#430 Up↑ /57 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-07 13:36 EST
// Discussing NYU Courant Institute's cSplash
Ms. Pascu: You guys should totally try and get a Courant Institute t-shirt. It's an in thing. Like, if normal people see it, they won't think anything of it. But if a dork sees it, they'll think it's so cool. -
#144 Up↑ /69 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-14 21:33 EDT
// Physics teacher is explaining a lab. A bunch of kids are standing behind him and all around him. Sharang touches him.
Physics teacher: Stop touching me! Are you gay?
Sharang: No Dr. Majewski, I have a girlfriend.
Physics teacher: Oh then you must be bio. -
#487 Up↑ /62 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-31 18:55 EDT
// Mr. Econome's class talking about liquor.
Mr. Econome: Alcohol makes you drunk by slowing down your thinking process and functions.
Student: Doesn't it get your organs drunk?
Mr. Econome: No, your liver and kidney don't have their arms around each other going... I love you man, I love you.
Student: Isn't that how you met your wife?
*Mr. Econome chuckles, class dies of laughter* -
#1253 Up↑ /68 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 19:34 EDT
Female Student: Can I use the bathroom?
Math teacher: You ask every day!
Female Student: Please, I really have to go.
Math teacher: All right, but one day I'm just going to hit you.
*student leaves*
Math teacher (whispering): ...and I'm going to make you like it. -
#1399 Up↑ /36 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-05 14:39 EDT
// Ms. Manwell explains how to sterilize plate spreading equipment using Bunsen burners and alcohol
Ms. Manwell: So take the spreader, soak it in the alcohol, and flame it. DO NOT go from here *touches spreader to Bunsen burner* to here *puts spreader in flask*.
Ms. Manwell: But if you do, DO NOT PANIC. Think: there is a flask full of alcohol. It is on fire.
*places biology textbook on top of flask*
