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#1272 Up↑ /60 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 00:30 EDT
*Student holds up University of Pennsylvania flier*
Student: What do you think of this prestigious school?
Mr. Esper: Prestigious? Pff. Everyone gets accepted there.
Student: Ohh. You know I'm going there next year.
Mr. Esper: Case in point!
Class: Oooooooohh! -
#564 Up↑ /46 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-19 22:21 EDT
// The day of second marking period report cards
// Student 1 comes to the gym locker rooms crying
Student 2: Don't worry, they don't count.
Student 1: What?
Student 2: It's only second marking period.
Student 1: Oh, thanks, but it actually has nothing to do with that.
Student 2: IT DOESN'T?!
Student 1: No, it actually is completely unrelated.
Student 2: Oh, now I get it! In that case, it's okay, all guys are jerks! -
#494 Up↑ /59 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-05 16:47 EDT
// During rehearsal, Ms. Hall catches a boy eating hard candy
Ms. Hall: Well, what are you waiting for? Solve the problem!
// She looks away for a second and then back
Ms. Hall: What did you do to it?
Student: Oh, I swallowed it.
Ms. Hall: You swallowed a piece of hard candy down your throat.
// She has a look of disbelief
Student: Yes, but I solved the problem! -
#529 Up↑ /25 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-06 09:03 EDT
// After reading Chapter 1 of Candide the previous day
Ms. Choi: What happens to Candide?
Kid: He gets kicked out of the castle...
Ms. Choi: What ELSE happens to Candide?
Other kid: He is born...
Ms. Choi: Yes! He has a lot in common with the characters in Crime and Punishment, as they TOO were born!
