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#1218 Up↑ +30/42 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-06 08:21 EDT

*Kid who always sleep falls back and hits his head very hard on the table behind him, disrupting the class silence with a loud BOOM!*
Mr. Avallone: That ought to wake you up.

Tags: avallone physics
#575 Up↑ +30/42 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-19 22:37 EDT

// Dr. Pilloff explains fertilization
Dr. Pilloff: It's kind of like basketball. You want the egg to go into the net.

Notes: Wait, what?

Tags: biology pilloff
#1965 Up↑ +17/23 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-13 22:27 EDT

// While presenting a brief slide show
David: I don't remember writing any of this!

Tags: david.sugarman metaphysics
#614 Up↑ +34/48 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-04 17:41 EDT

//Calc class.  A junior begins to cough furiously.
Senior: Please!  Please!  Take your swine flu elsewhere!
Junior: Shut up!
Senior: Don't talk like that to a senior!
Mr. C: ... Or I'll get up and...  Actually, I won't get up.

Tags: cocoros math second.term.seniors swine.flu
#844 Up↑ +21/29 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-19 18:21 EST

Ms. Schimmel: Kern is always leaving his sledgehammer in here.

Tags: kern schimmel
#932 Up↑ +25/35 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-06 09:47 EST

Mr. Avallone: So I have 6.1 kg of punch at 20 ºC and 1.4 kg of ice at 0 ºC. I want to know will I have enough punch to serve the guests at the fabulous party I am hosting tonight.
Student: Wait, you are hosting a fabulous party without inviting me.
Mr. Avallone: Well I only have 6.1 kg so the guest list has to be pretty small.

Tags: ap.physics.b avallone party
#904 Up↑ +25/35 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-19 23:41 EST

Ms. Breslin: And it would make Brecht's communism more likely!
Student: Yaaaaaaay
Ms. Breslin: I love how you say "yay" when more than half of your families are refugees from supposedly communist countries.

Tags: breslin communism english refugees
#880 Up↑ +29/41 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-05 20:03 EST

// Talking about Lou Dobbs and his anti-illegal immigration views
Mr. Polazzo: There's this stereotype about Lou Dobbs's wife being Mexican.
Student: Maybe he just hates his wife.
Mr. Polazzo: Spoken like a true unmarried man.

Tags: ap.gov immigration mexicans polazzo
#416 Up↑ +29/41 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-26 17:48 EST

// Mr. Donin gives out extra credit in the form of "plus marks" to students he thinks deserve them
Student: Well, I think it was arbitrary and random for the US to send military forces into Mexico.
Mr. Donin: Forces! Plus mark for using Star Wars terminology!
Student: It's not enough reason to send in troops just because Pancho Villa and some other rebels were doing stuff.
Mr. Donin: Rebels! Two plus marks!

Tags: donin extra.credit star.wars
#25 Up↑ +29/41 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-22 23:08 EDT

Dr. Akintunde: If I had to choose between constipation and diarrhea, I'd choose constipation -- you get more done that way.

Tags: akintunde constipation diarrhea
#569 Up↑ +37/53 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-19 22:30 EDT

// Dr. Pilloff explains a dangerous lab we do not do at Stuy.
Dr. Pilloff: To minimize the risk, we'll just pick one student.
Student: He made a joke! Quick, write it down!

Notes: ...and submit it to Stuybash.org?

Tags: biology pilloff
#2044 Up↑ +12/16 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-18 22:03 EDT

// Class is talking in the beginning of class
Mr. Lostal: None of you are in meditation!
Mr. Lostal: It is ridiculous that a Hispanic has to teach mostly Orientals meditation!
Mr. Lostal: You are losing your roots!

Tags: advanced.algebra lostal meditation
#2018 Up↑ +16/22 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-04 19:28 EDT

// Mr. Stern just finished speaking

Mr. Stern: Now, let's continue with the topic at hand.
*Student raises hand*
Mr. Stern: Yes?
Student: This question might sound irrelevant
Mr. Stern: Ok, what is it?
Student: What kind of sports do you watch?

Tags: math stern
#2013 Up↑ +24/34 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-28 22:52 EDT

Ms. Dunkel: I get misquoted all the time! It's really not fair, you people take what I say out of context!
Ms. Dunkel: Yes, I know what Stuybash is.

Notes: [Mod note]: If he did, he'd have said, "Stuybash.org"...

Tags: dunkel history stuybash
#422 Up↑ +32/46 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-01 23:48 EST

// Reading lab instructions
Student: How do you measure the temperature of a thermometer?

Tags: lab physics

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#1218 Up↑ +30/42 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-06 08:21 EDT

#575 Up↑ +30/42 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-19 22:37 EDT

#1965 Up↑ +17/23 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-13 22:27 EDT

#614 Up↑ +34/48 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-04 17:41 EDT

#844 Up↑ +21/29 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-19 18:21 EST

#932 Up↑ +25/35 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-06 09:47 EST

#904 Up↑ +25/35 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-19 23:41 EST

#880 Up↑ +29/41 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-05 20:03 EST

#416 Up↑ +29/41 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-26 17:48 EST

#25 Up↑ +29/41 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-22 23:08 EDT

#569 Up↑ +37/53 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-19 22:30 EDT

#2044 Up↑ +12/16 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-18 22:03 EDT

#2018 Up↑ +16/22 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-04 19:28 EDT

#2013 Up↑ +24/34 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-28 22:52 EDT

#422 Up↑ +32/46 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-01 23:48 EST