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#893 Up↑ /55 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-14 20:45 EST
// Dr. Pilloff is trying to explain the circulatory system
Dr. Pilloff: So when you get cut, it's always your veins that get cut. If you cut an artery, then you die.
Student: But isn't the blood in your veins blue? Why is your blood red when you bleed?
Dr. Pilloff: It reacts with the oxygen in the air.
Class: Ohhhh.
Dr. Pilloff: But what you could do is go into a room with no oxygen, hold your breath and cut yourself. Then your blood would come out blue. -
#1343 Up↑ /83 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-26 20:44 EDT
// In Mr. Kavanagh’s Math Class
Mr. Kavanagh: Should I do it? I don’t think I should. Maybe I should wait to do it.
Student 1: No you should do it now.
Mr. Kavanagh: Yeah I think I’ll just do it now.
Student 2: I hope he has protection.
// A Few Minutes Later
Mr. Kavanagh: ...And you’ll be on your knees begging me to stop.
Student 1: Really, how do we know you won’t be on your knees?
Mr. Kavanagh: Because I’m never on my knees.
Student who always sleeps in class: *wakes up* What the hell are we talking about? *Makes confused face*
