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#936 Up↑ /124 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-07 20:08 EST
// Learning about compound interest.
*Dr. Chen writes 'principal' on board
Damian: Dr. Chen, you spelled 'principal' wrong.
Brendan: Yeah Dr. Chen, it's with an -le not -al
Dr. Chen: WHO TEACH YOU ENGLISH LANGUAGE?
Dr. Chen: YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ENGLISH LANGUAGE?!? -
#984 Up↑ /281 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-23 17:40 EST
// Pedro returns from the bathroom.
Ms. Hall: Where were you?
Pedro: In the bathroom.
Ms. Hall: That was somewhat of an extended leave, wasn't it?
Ms. Hall: Did you fall in?
Pedro: I, uh...
Ms. Hall: You were gone for 15 minutes!
Pedro: That was 15 minutes?
Ms. Hall: It's now 25 of the hour.
Pedro: I left right after the beginning of the period.
Ms. Hall: What time is the beginning of the period? Clearly you have no idea.
*Ms. Hall looks at the schedule*
Ms. Hall: 1:19. So you were gone from 1:19 to twenty-five to two. How long is that?
Pedro: Six minutes?
Ms. Hall: ...
Ms. Hall: Who did you pay to take the entrance exam? -
#1479 Up↑ /92 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-28 17:27 EDT
// Mr. Orlando is talking about chemical reactions that generate heat.
Student: Couldn't you use them for a heat source, then?
Mr. Orlando: No! That's like saying...
Mr. Orlando: *in a sad voice* I'm cold.
Mr. Orlando: *in a hopeful voice* I have a grenade! -
#1580 Up↑ /91 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-19 16:32 EST
//update to quote 592
Student: Mr. Boericke, is it true that you killed an alligator before?
Mr. Boericke: Well. Technically, I didn't KILL it, but I still feel really really bad about it.
Mr. Boericke: When I was in the army, our team was put up on top of this hill during training and there was nothing but marsh all around us. We had this mortar with us and one of us spotted an alligator like 5 miles away, so we did all the calculations, someone else put the shell in and we hit it spot on.
Mr. Boericke: I still feel really bad about it and to this day, I regret doing that.
Student: Wait, but it wasn't YOU who killed it.
Mr. Boericke: Right, but I still sat around and giggled like an idiot.
