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#1934 Up↑ /127 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-28 18:43 EDT
// Ms. Manwell is explaining how scientists can name their bacteria colonies.
Ms. Manwell: The naming has gotten pretty out of hand recently.
Ms. Manwell: There was a story about how a scientist named a bacteria "Sonic the Hedgehog."
Ms. Manwell: Imagine a doctor telling a mother that her child was killed by Sonic the Hedgehog. -
#1781 Up↑ /158 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-12 11:37 EST
// Dr. Pathak holds a plastic coffee cup
Dr. Pathak: Did you guys like uh know that these coffee cups have like a lid? I discovered this like a year ago and I thought it was kind of uhh like uncomfortable that you had to like hold the lid up. But one day I noticed there was like an indent the same exact shape as the lid and I pressed and it like uhh, just stayed there. Is this like... common knowledge?
Class: YES, DR. PATHAK.
Dr. Pathak: Oh, because for a moment, I thought I had like invented it. But I guess not. -
#1567 Up↑ /188 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-15 22:05 EST
Ms. Hall: You, baritone, back there! What have you been looking at this entire period?
Ms. Hall: Come up here and show me right now!
*Baritone walks up and hands Ms. Hall his report card which he's been looking at*
Ms. Hall: We got these two hours ago! Put it away!
*Pause*
Ms. Hall: And work harder on your chemistry labs. -
#1886 Up↑ /61 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-06 12:06 EDT
// Dr. Chen is taking attendance
Dr. Chen: WHERE HE GO?
Student 1: She went to her locker.
Dr. Chen: HE SAID HE WENT TO LOCKER?
Student 1: Yeah, she told you that she was going to her locker and you turned around and...
Dr. Chen: I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT HE GO TO BATHROOM OR SOMETHING AND COME BACK IMMEDIATELY.
Student 2: It's a she.
Dr. Chen: ...WHAT IS DIFFERENCE?!
