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#913 Up↑ /90 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-22 20:47 EST
// Class discussion about whether or not Lincoln is a "great president"
Student: Lincoln can't be a "great president" because even though he did some great things, there was a bunch of stuff that went wrong and was terrible.
Mr. Donin: ...*stares intently at student*
Mr. Donin: Do you have family in the South?? -
#699 Up↑ /90 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-24 20:49 EDT
*Student walks to window, opens it, and sits down next to it*
Mr. Majewski: What are you doing? Go back to your seat!
Student: But Mr. Majewski, can I just take my test here? It's hot!
Mr. Majewski: No, no, I know your tricks. You have someone on the street and he's flashing you signals to cheat on the test! -
#1940 Up↑ /151 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-02 18:25 EDT
Mr. Akhmedov: Hey you, did you see that tissue fly in a straight line and then turn and fall in the garbage?
Student: Oh yeah that was so cool!
Mr. Akhmedov: Do you know what that's called in physics?
Student: Centripetal force? Projectile motion?
Mr. Akhmedov: NO! It's called SKILLZ -
#1863 Up↑ /151 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-28 23:45 EDT
// Announcements in Great Books
Student: Ubuntu 11.04 is being released, Natty Narwhal. It's going to be awesome. It's the first release to use Unity as the default interface instead of GNOME.
Grossman: ...That had the lowest ratio of words I understand to words I don't understand in anything I've ever heard. In any language. -
#586 Up↑ /151 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-21 22:39 EDT
Mr. Citron: Wearing nail polish is dangerous, because paramedics need to check your fingertips for oxygen deprivation if you get in an accident. And then, if you're wearing nail polish, they just assume you're oxygen deprived and hook you up to the tank, and then sue you for unnecessary procedures or something, all because you were wearing nail polish.
Girl: But it looks pretty!
Mr. Citron: Wearing nail polish is like covering yourself in ketchup and then getting shot. -
#1224 Up↑ /89 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-07 11:46 EDT
Mr. Grossman: What other APs are you taking?
Student: Calculus.
*Mr. Grossman makes a face*
Student: It's actually not that bad. Precalc is much harder...Calculus only SOUNDS complicated!
Mr. Grossman: Oh. Yeah, I only took one math course in high school and it was called DOTS AND LINES. -
#1577 Up↑ /58 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-19 16:14 EST
Mr. Boericke: Why am I so much farther ahead in this class than the other?
Class: You haven't gone on a tangent yet.
Mr. Boericke: *pauses* Oh, that's right. I did go on a tangent in the other class.
*silence*
Class: That's your cue to go on a tangent.
*Boericke proceeds to tell the class why Bloomberg could be the next president*
