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• #934 Up↑ +57/63 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-07 18:14 EST

  Mr. Francis: Sri, what did you say?
  Sri: I basically said the same thing (as the last person).
  Mr. Francis, loudly: Oh, bullshit!
  *Laughs and applause*

  Tags: english francis

• #618 Up↑ +57/63 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-08 17:17 EDT

  Mr. C: By tradition, my first precal test is always 'Super Happy Fun Test'
  Student: Oh yeah, the one I got a 68 on!

  Tags: cocoros math

• #878 Up↑ +71/79 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-05 15:37 EST

  // Mr. Boericke tries to say nuclear "weapons" and "missiles" at the same time
  Mr. Boericke: Nuclear wipples.

  Tags: boericke

• #1717 Up↑ +85/95 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-14 21:39 EST

  Dr. Pathak:  Does anyone here have chalk?

  Tags: chalk neuro pathak

• #1247 Up↑ +85/95 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 10:14 EDT

  // Barbin's gym class - students doing push-ups
  Barbin: Come on class! Do it for your Country! Your Province! Kazakhstan!

  Tags: barbin gym

• #777 Up↑ +85/95 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-26 22:25 EDT

  Dr. Fitzgerald: Did you get that answer?
  Student: What?
  Dr. Fitzgerald: Stop daydreaming about sex and get back to work.

  Tags: fitzgerald sex

• #161 Up↑ +113/127 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-23 12:21 EDT

  Ms. Hall: You've got to sing romantically!
  Ms. Hall: You're not cavemen hitting their women over the heads with clubs and dragging them into caves!
  Baritone: Those were the days.

  Notes: chorus is a party

  Tags: chorus hall singing

• #1896 Up↑ +42/46 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-08 16:13 EDT

  // We had to hand in scantrons for review for the chemistry final
  Dr. Li: 95 student hand in scantron to me. *pauses*
  Dr Li: I have 122 student.

  Tags: chemistry li

• #1727 Up↑ +70/78 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-17 19:07 EST

  *Mr. McClellan is handing out a pre-lab pop quiz*
  Student: *mutters swear word*
  Mr. McClellan: Swearing already? That's five points off your quiz.
  Student: Out of how many points?
  Mr. McClellan: Ten.
  *Student laughs*
  Mr. McClellan: I love that she thinks I'm kidding.

  Tags: biology lab mcclellan

• #1644 Up↑ +28/30 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-23 23:23 EST

  Ms. Breslin: They are launched like virgins for the very first time.

  Tags: breslin metaphysics

• #1579 Up↑ +42/46 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-19 16:25 EST

  // The class interrogates Mr. Boericke about his life.
  Student: Mr. Boericke, you've done like everything! Have you ever gone skydiving?
  Mr. Boericke: *Pauses* No, but I've jumped out of a plane.
  
  Student 1: I heard you did martial arts.
  Mr. Boericke: Yeah, I did martial arts for 20 years.
  Student 2: ...are you a ninja?

  Tags: boericke economics

• #721 Up↑ +56/62 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-05 04:29 EDT

  Mnemonics with Ms. Daves:
  H O F Br I N Cl: The elements that bond with themselves.
  AKA "Homies Often Fight Bros In Night Clubs"

  Tags: chemistry daves

• #286 Up↑ +182/206 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-17 00:20 EST

  // Calc textbook is lying on table at Cafe Amore's
  College student: Hey, what kind of calc are you taking?
  Stuy student: Multivariate.
  College student: *blank stare* What?
  Stuy student: Multivariate.
  College student: At BMCC?
  Stuy student: Hahaha, nooo...

  Tags: bmcc math multivariate.calculus stuy

• #40 Up↑ +56/62 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-24 20:48 EDT

  Mr. Simon: Hey! You! Biscocho de fruta! [Fruitcake!]

  Tags: simon spanish

• #21 Up↑ +126/142 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-22 20:52 EDT

  // Right before administering a quiz
  Dr. Pathak: This quiz isn't hard the way you think it is; it's hard as in you won't know the answers.

  Tags: biology pathak test

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