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• #1107 Up↑ +125/141 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-02 21:25 EDT

  Ms. Shamazov: So today we’re going to hear a real castrato.
  Student: You mean Justin Bieber?

  Tags: bieber.justin shamazov

• #1753 Up↑ +83/93 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-04 01:01 EST

  Pilloff: YOU DIDN'T LEARN THIS? WHO WAS YOUR TEACHER?
  *picks random kid he had last semester*

  Tags: pilloff

• #837 Up↑ +69/77 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-17 22:12 EST

  // Mr. Grossman calls on student
  Student: Wait. What?
  Mr. Grossman: You had your hand up.
  Student: Hell no I didn't.

  Tags: great.books grossman

• #941 Up↑ +96/108 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-08 17:55 EST

  Student: You realize that when someone says, "Are you ticklish?" it means "I'm going to touch you now."

  Tags: tickling

• #2047 Up↑ +41/45 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-19 19:21 EDT

  Mr. Lam: When we give problem involving rocket, you can assume it going up...only time it go down when we talking about bombing in Afghanistan...

  Tags: lam

• #428 Up↑ +123/139 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-05 16:44 EST

  // In Chemistry Supply Room
  Student From Mr. Dibbs's Class: Mr. Dibbs needs a 50 mL flask.
  // 15 minutes later
  Student From Mr. Dibbs's Class: Mr. Dibbs needs another 50 mL flask and a lot of paper towels.

  Notes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKadtPXeTFY&fmt=18

  Tags: chemistry dibbs

• #584 Up↑ +68/76 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-20 17:20 EDT

  // Teacher discussing politicians invoking God for political reasons
  Teacher: For example, Bill Clinton invoked God in all his speeches, but he wasn't down on his hands and knees every night... somebody else was.

  Tags: bill.clinton god religion

• #1624 Up↑ +81/91 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-11 22:27 EST

  Spencer: What's your birthday, Mr. Ku?
  Mr. Ku: I don't know.

  Tags: geometry ku

• #1362 Up↑ +54/60 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-03 20:58 EDT

  // Dr. Pilloff has asked a question and a student has raised his hand.
  Dr. Pilloff: But you didn't write down the answer.
  Student: But I know what the answer is.
  Dr. Pilloff: Yes, but I want it written down.
  Student: Well... Can you just pretend I wrote it down and I'll just say the answer and write it down as I speak?
  Dr. Pilloff: Well, I don't know. Can you just pretend that I'm giving a 10 for participation?

  Tags: bio participation pilloff

• #1009 Up↑ +94/106 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-02 20:24 EST

  // Ms. Plafker is explaining how she came by the name of her website, lovinghistory.org
  Ms. Plafker: So you know when you have a really good idea?  Like you know it's great?  And then you show it to Mr. Francis.
  Ms. Plafker: And then you feel like an idiot.

  Tags: ap.american.studies francis plafker

• #1678 Up↑ +67/75 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-05 16:38 EST

  // Akhmedov throws a tissue into the trash from across the room
  Akhmedov: Skills.

  Tags: akhmedov skills trash

• #1665 Up↑ +67/75 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-28 18:32 EST

  Mr. McClellan: I hit myself in the face with a board yesterday, so if my nose spontaneously bleeds, that's why.

  Tags: mcclellan

• #799 Up↑ +40/44 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-04 21:11 EST

  Mr. Boericke: I do my best North Carolina accent after I've been drinking.

  Tags: ap.gov boericke

• #393 Up↑ +120/136 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-14 21:03 EST

  // At the mandatory senior assembly
  Mr. Teitel: There are 789 students in the senior class. There are about 50 students here. I'd say we're missing a few kids.

  Tags: seniors teitel

• #1597 Up↑ +40/44 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-06 20:03 EST

  // Mr. Boericke doesn't understand why the class is laughing
  Mr. Boericke: As long as my fly isn't down...

  Tags: boericke economics

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