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#872 Up↑ /222 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-03 18:47 EST
Polazzo: How many colleges are you kids applying to? Colleges are like Pokemon: you gotta catch 'em all!
*in a squeaky voice*: Princeton, I choose you! *muttering* Princeton, Princeton, Princeton.
Polazzo: I wonder what Princeton evolves into... oh yeah, Harvard.
Student (muttering): No, Princeton and Harvard are clearly the highest evolution. Barnard clearly evolves into Columbia, Rutgers into Princeton, and BMCC into... uh... Stuyvesant. -
#1198 Up↑ /170 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-01 23:05 EDT
// Mr. Orlando summarizes Twilight during lab by having a conversation with himself
Mr. Orlando: *in a squeaky voice* "But I LOOOOVE you!"
Mr. Orlando: "But I'm a Vampire..."
Mr. Orlando: "But I LOOOVE you!"
Mr. Orlando: "But...I want to drink your blood..."
Mr. Orlando: "But I LOOOOOVE you!" -
#517 Up↑ /169 Down↓ [Report] 2009-04-30 15:49 EDT
// Mr. Dibbs brings in a lime and an orange for an experiment, and proceeds to impersonate their voices
Lime: You look different from me!
Orange: It's okay, let's be friends!
// Class laughs
Mr. Dibbs: At my old school it would've gone more like this–
Lime: You look different from me!
// Gunshot sound, Mr. Dibbs drops lime violently on desk -
#1739 Up↑ /70 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-01 19:36 EST
*student plays baritone horn*
Dr. Winkel: STOP NOODLING! THERE IS TO BE NO UNSOLICITED NODDLING IN MY CLASS! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!
Student: Yessir.
Dr. Winkel: Now, class, we need to practice our blowing skills. Don't block the notes in the music and just COME! Gracefully, naturally.
