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#1042 Up↑ /46 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-13 20:25 EST
// Mr. Garfinkel asks about things we've done the day before that qualifies as "low art"
Mr. Garfinkel: How about you, Emily?
Emily: Um... nothing.
Mr. Garfinkel: REALLY? Does that mean you think you're too good for the rest of us, or that you just didn't do anything at all?
Emily: Well no, I just didn't do anything important... I went on facebook, but that's it.
Mr. Garfinkel: ... That is the EPITOME of what we're talking about here. -
#1021 Up↑ /141 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-06 15:21 EST
// Ms. Suri has just finished explaining why Margaret Sanger had been arrested (for passing out pamphlets on sex education -- they termed it as pornography)
Student: Wait... is pornography illegal?
Ms. Suri: Back then it was.
Ms. Suri: Don't worry, you're safe. -
#1018 Up↑ /115 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-04 18:13 EST
// Last paragraph of Mr. Polazzo's "Course Overview for AP Comparative Government (HGXC)"
Mr. Polazzo: After the AP is over, we will study one more country as a group and then each of you will do a presentation on a country of your choosing. Then you will go to college, graduate, get a job, maybe get married and always think back to the halcyon days of high school when your potential seemed endless. Then you'll sigh and rush home to your screaming family that has no appreciaton for your daily sacrifices, etc, etc.
