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• #1773 Up↑ +48/50 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-09 12:31 EST

  // Dr.Chen picks on a student who isn't paying attention.
  Dr. Chen: What is the answer?
  Student: Yes.
  Dr. Chen: What? What is the answer?
  Student: You’re right.
  Dr. Chen: WHAT? WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT.
  
  Dr. Chen: How you find other answer?!
  Student: Guess and check.
  Dr. Chen: Guess and check?! Okay! Show me! Guess and check!
  Student: Okay, how about we split it up. I'll tell you what to guess and you check it.

  Tags: chen differential.equations

• #1027 Up↑ +216/232 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-08 20:05 EST

  History teacher: If you're not going to participate in this class, transfer to Ms. Feldman's. She needs someone to listen to her talk.

  Tags: feldman us.history

• #971 Up↑ +168/180 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-19 22:07 EST

  Mr. Kennedy: Did you guys hear about the Underwear Bomber?
  Mr. Kennedy: I just thought of the perfect headline for that story: "A brief threat of terrorism."

  Tags: kennedy underwear.bomber

• #810 Up↑ +96/102 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-10 18:03 EST

  Student: Should I be concerned that I find Kafka's Metamorphosis a little funny... sometimes...
  Mr. Grossman: Kafka used to laugh hysterically while reading his own work. I think you should be more concerned about how similar you are to Kafka.

  Tags: great.books grossman kafka

• #1101 Up↑ +119/127 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-31 21:58 EDT

  Student: Do you get out of the house often?
  Mr. Kennedy: When my wife lets me.

  Tags: kennedy wife

• #740 Up↑ +119/127 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-12 20:50 EDT

  Student: Mr. Majewski, you should be a comedian!
  Mr. Majewski: Comedian? Why?
  Student: Because you're so funny.
  Mr. Majewski: But when I tell joke, people cry.

  Tags: majewski physics

• #1056 Up↑ +71/75 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-28 13:26 EST

  // Dr. Chen explains why we need to ask him to use the bathroom before leaving the room
  Dr. Chen: Everyone leave the room, I should know where!
  Dr. Chen: If policeman come to me, somebody keeled outside, I have to know! IS IMPORTANT!

  Tags: bathroom chen police policeman precalculus

• #727 Up↑ +189/203 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-06 19:57 EDT

  Student: Mr. Citron, there's a cockroach on your Delaney book!
  Mr. Citron: Oh look, there is. I'll use it to choose which students I call on.
  // Mr. Citron proceeds to ask students questions based on which Delaney card the roach is on

  Tags: citron cockroach delaney

• #1659 Up↑ +118/126 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-25 19:05 EST

  // Student gets wrong answer to problem
  Mrs. Vollaro: And you wonder why I drink while I grade your tests...

  Tags: drinking vollaro

• #1948 Up↑ +47/49 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-04 15:16 EDT

  Student: Dr. Chen, he's going to Cal Tech!
  Dr. Chen: SO WHAT? HE FINISH LIFE?!

  Tags: caltech chen

• #1891 Up↑ +47/49 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-06 20:12 EDT

  // Mr Akhmedov goes over to student to help with problem worksheet
  Akhmedov: How are you doing?
  Akhmedov: Are you doing?
  Akhmedov: You are not doing.

  Tags: akhmedov freshman.physics not.doing.work

• #1790 Up↑ +94/100 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-15 16:58 EDT

  // Ms. Herrera is drawing a bunch of the circles on the board for no reason
  Ms. Herrera: Besides rapping about pi, this is what I do in my free time.

  Tags: cicle geometry herrera pi rap

• #1167 Up↑ +94/100 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-28 18:43 EDT

  Student: What's the point of vegetarianism? The cows are just going to die anyway.
  Mr. Orlando: Well then. What's the point of eating? You're just going to die anyway.
  *pauses*
  Mr. Orlando: But steak is delicious!

  Tags: orlando

• #1019 Up↑ +94/100 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-04 23:44 EST

  // Mr. Realmuto tries to get the class to understand what engineers do.
  Mr. Realmuto: What's the difference between an engineer, a musician and a theoretical physicist?
  Student: An engineer makes things, a musician makes music...and a theoretical physicist makes...no money...

  Tags: engineers musicians physicists realmuto

• #950 Up↑ +141/151 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-11 15:48 EST

  Masha: Yeah, all they do is create Facebook pages and invite friends, and twitter.
  Mr. Polazzo: Masha, you don't twitter, you *tweet*.
  Masha: Oh, Mr. Polazzo, you keep me young.
  Mr. Polazzo: You old fogies.

  Tags: ap.gov faceook polazzo twitter

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