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#1734 Up↑ /110 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-20 12:39 EST
Dr. Chen: The Courant Institute is no good anymore. They do math by hand.
Dr. Chen: NOW WE USE COMPUTERS TO DO MATH
Student: Hey, the Courant Institute is STILL VERY GOOD
Student: MY DAD WENT THERE
Dr. Chen: WHAT YO PRABRAM. YOU DO MATH BY HAND? SIDDOWN -
#1084 Up↑ /166 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-16 03:40 EDT
Ms. Hall to Wacira, who is eating a donut: You're having a donut?
Wacira: It's my lunch period.
Ms. Hall: And you're having a donut?
Wacira: It's all I have time for.
Ms. Hall: Aw, honey, you're gonna starve.
Wacira: It's okay...I have a whole box
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#925 Up↑ /163 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-28 18:50 EST
Student: ...and this is silicone.
Ms. Pluchino: No, no, you mean silicon. Silicon is the element that's in microchips, and has a city named after it. Silicone, is well, these...*points to breast*.
Ms. Pluchino: So I'd recommend not getting those two mixed up... -
#1945 Up↑ /79 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-03 20:26 EDT
Mr. Park: As you advance into more difficult math, you will learn to love and cherish your calculator like your own child.
*Student drops calculator*
*Mr. Park gasps*
Mr. Park: I hate to see you kids being such bad parents. Everytime I see someone drop a TI-84, a little piece of me dies inside.
