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#1193 Up↑ /133 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-01 22:00 EDT
// Dr. Pilloff accuses the class of copying the lab answers
Dr. Pilloff: A lot of these answers are the same, word for word.
Dr. Pilloff: I don't know if you copied off the web or each other...
Dr. Pilloff: The fact that they make no sense suggests you copied off each other. -
#1043 Up↑ /79 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-16 02:50 EST
Sra. Silverio: My husband brought home this box for my birthday. I looked at it, it was all rectangular and stuff, with this pretty little bow, and I thought, that better not be a toaster.
Sra. Silverio: So I asked him, is that a toaster?
Sra. Silverio: It was a toaster.
Sra. Silverio: I said, "You gave me a toaster for my birthday? What you want me to cook you some toast or something?"
Sra. Silverio: Then I broke up with him.
Sra. Silverio: Never give a girl a toaster! -
#762 Up↑ /156 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-21 19:01 EDT
// Talking about minimum wage
Mr. Nieves: Back in the 80s, I worked for $3.30 an hour... it seems like a little to you guys, but to me it was plenty... I could go to the movies, buy stuff, I had a girlfriend... what's minimum wage nowadays?
Student: $7.25 an hour.
Mr. Nieves: See, with that kinda cash I could go to even more movies... maybe even have two girlfriends... -
#961 Up↑ /182 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-16 16:26 EST
// In Dr. Majewski's Physics Class:
Dr. Majewski: The Doppler Effect is like this. Boy and girl break up and girl is crying and yelling and runs away and the further she runs the longer her sound waves get, because she is still yelling. The sound waves make her voice deep and she sounds like a man so the boy doesn't care they broke up anyway.
