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#592 Up↑ /141 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-26 16:28 EDT
// Mr. Boericke is explaining GDP to the class
Mr. Boericke: Actually, back when I used to teach tennis...
Student: Is there anything you haven't done?
Mr. Boericke: Well...
Student: Have you ever killed an endangered animal?
Mr. Boericke: Are alligators endangered? -
#1278 Up↑ /168 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 20:43 EDT
// A student, scared, points out a cockroach in Ms. Feldman's class to Ms. Feldman. Ms. Feldman proceeds to TALK to the cockroach.
Ms. Feldman: NO NO! YOU HAVE TO SAVE YOURSELF!
Ms. Feldman: No, don't follow me!
Ms. Feldman: Go out the window!
Ms. Feldman: Save yourself! SAVE YOURSELF!!!!! -
#1705 Up↑ /139 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-11 15:25 EST
// Boy goes to the bathroom.
Mrs. Shamazov: Where's the little girl who sits there?
*Class giggles*
Mrs. Shamazov: What? Where is she?
Student: She's in the bathroom
*Boy comes back and sits in his seat*
Mrs. Shamazov: Who are you? What's your name?
Boy: Kevin.
Mrs. Shamazov: What happened to the little girl?
Student: He is the little girl.
