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• #2032 Up↑ +1/11 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-12 07:10 EDT

  Ms. Manwell: Dr. Utting, why is there a stir bar that looks like a piece of chalk on the desk? I tried to write with it.
  Dr. Utting: Ask Dr. Gastel.

  Tags: chalk gastel manwell molecular.science stir.bar utting

• #6 Up↑ +5/75 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-21 17:50 EDT

  // On the subway
  Stuy girl #1: If you could change one thing about Stuy, what would it be?
  Stuy girl #2: I’d make it like Survivor, so you could vote people off.

  Notes: From Overheard at Stuy @ Spectator (http://stuyspectator.com/section/web-exclusives/overheard-at-stuy/)

  Tags: stuy

• #804 Up↑ +5/77 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-06 10:47 EST

  // Drafting
  Student 1: I am an atheist.
  Student 2: Well, what religion were you born into?
  Student 1: Roman Catholicism.
  Student 2: Well no wonder, who would want to have their head dipped in the toilet?

  Tags: drafting religion

• #1159 Up↑ +2/32 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-21 22:02 EDT

  Ms. Schimmel: If you haven't read the section, please re-read it again.

  Tags: ap.calculus.bc schimmel

• #752 Up↑ +2/38 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-19 12:14 EDT

  // AP US Gov
  Mr. Sandler: The racial integrity act -- I don't want to say it, but what are we, Nazi Germany?

  Tags: ap.gov nazi.germany sandler

• #50 Up↑ +3/65 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-24 21:51 EDT

  Mr. Majewski: You need physics like a fish needs water.

  Tags: majewski physics

• #989 Up↑ +2/44 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-26 20:53 EST

  // Quiet moment during discussion about televangelists.
  Student: ... Haha, America.

  Tags: ap.gov boericke televangelists

• #1346 Up↑ +1/57 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-27 18:01 EDT

  Mr. Nieves: Today's aim is "how do we read literature through a feminist lens".
  Student: God damn it...

  Tags: feminism nieves

• #1987 Up↑ 0/2 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-26 22:14 EDT

  // Mr. Shechter is having the students in band do homework, but the drummer is playing the drumset.
  Mr. Shechter: What are you practicing?
  Mr. Shechter: The accompaniment to a stripper?

  Tags: drums jazz.band schechter

• #1550 Up↑ 0/54 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-09 22:24 EST

  // Ms. Hall is talking on how to behave on stage
  Ms. Hall: So don't wave to mommy, pick your nose and scratch your butt.
  Student: *mutters* In that order?

  Tags: chorus hall

• #1268 Up↑ 0/44 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 23:29 EDT

  // Dr. Pilloff shows his disappointment in the class' ability to do math during lab
  Dr. Pilloff: Guys, I'm seeing like you guys demonstrate the counting ability of...lower primates...
  Dr. Pilloff: Some of you have 8 parts and 1 part on the tray and unable to make the connection that the 1 part is the 9th part.
  Dr. Pilloff: ...even...even squirrels can count.
  *class laughs*
  Dr. Pilloff: Soner, why are *you* laughing?

  Tags: biology pilloff

• #885 Up↑ 0/64 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-09 19:59 EST

  // Probably the most mind-boggling question ever...
  Student: If Pinocchio said, "My nose won't grow," what would happen to his nose?

  Notes: ...It wouldn't.
  If he said, "My nose *will* grow," now...

• #1353 Up↑ −1/73 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-30 09:13 EDT

  // History class:
  
  Mr. Valentin: What's important about the lunar cycle? Why did the Chinese use that for their calendar?
  Student: ...
  Mr. Valentin: Why is the moon always female in mythologies?
  Students: ...
  Mr. Valentin: GIRLS menstruate in CYCLE with the lunar cycle!
  
  Students:   ...

  Tags: valentin

• #846 Up↑ −1/49 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-19 18:46 EST

  Student: When I die, I want people to be confused about my intentions.

  Tags: great.books

• #726 Up↑ −1/49 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-06 19:55 EDT

  // BC Calculus
  // Student keeps asking about imaginary numbers
  Mr. Cocoros: We won't be talking about imaginary numbers until June 11. Until then, I don't want to hear about i.

  Tags: calc.bc cocoros

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