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#215 Up↑ /68 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-19 21:55 EST
// Systems: there's a source file open on the projector with integer variables 'i' and 'j'
// Xo is asleep
Mr. Zamansky: Well, the nice thing about having a debugger is that you can set the variables as your program is running.
Mr. Zamansky: So if something weird happened when 'i' was 13, or when 'j' was 50, then we can duplicate the problem with the debugger.
*Xo wakes up*
Xo: Wait, "when I was thirteen?"
*Xo looks at projector screen*
Xo: Damn, I thought you were going to tell us a story about your childhood, Mr. Zamansky. -
#1046 Up↑ /45 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-22 09:58 EST
// Avallone is reviewing efficiency
Avallone: Remember, all temperature must be in Kelvins. Don't leave it in Celsius.
Student 1: Yeah, we're not in Chemistry.
Avallone: I would think that even in Chemistry they would use Kelvin.
Student 1: No, actually they use Celsius.
Student 2: Yeah, well Chemistry sucks.
Student 1: I know Chemistry sucks.
Avallone: Okay, no need to argue about which class sucks. If we did that we would be here all day. -
#1175 Up↑ /79 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-30 10:13 EDT
Mr. Orlando: Okay, let's talk about rust.
Student: How about the Statue of Liberty.
Mr. Orlando: How about it... The Statue of Liberty arrives in America crimson-colored. She gets wet...
*whole class bursts out laughing*
Mr. Orlando: I did not mean it that way, I did not mean to offend anybody.
Student: This is going on Stuybash!
