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#996 Up↑ /20 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-27 22:54 EST
// Ms. Breslin tries to get her students to pay attention
Ms. Breslin: Instead of blathering...
Ms. Breslin: Please, pay attention and hide your M&Ms better!
Ms. Breslin: ...although I stayed up all night last night and ate like 2 bags of them myself.
Ms. Breslin: Please, don't write things in peer editing like...
Ms. Breslin: This paper is really simplistic! or...
Ms. Breslin: This paper would be better if you weren't using your cell phone in class! -
#995 Up↑ /52 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-27 22:47 EST
// Ms. Breslin on Pop culture
Student: If we were meant to fight, we would have been built with guns or something
Ms. Breslin: ...we'd be transformers?
Ms. Breslin: OH!
Ms. Breslin: So you guys are okay with Harry Potter, but not with Twilight?!
Class: YES!!
Ms. Breslin: Well, what's wrong with Twilight??
Student: It's about a hundred year old vampire creeping on a thirteen year old! -
#993 Up↑ /26 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-27 22:33 EST
// Ms. Breslin's various attempts in getting her class to participate.
Ms. Breslin: Tobi. Your mouth is open, so I think words should be coming out.
Ms. Breslin: Akib. If you were raising your hand, what would you say?
Akib: And...uhh...forget it.
Ms. Breslin: What do you mean forget it?!
Ms. Breslin: REMEMBER IT!
Ms. Breslin: Could you read this as if it weren't fine print at the bottom of a car commercial? -
#992 Up↑ /28 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-27 22:21 EST
// Ms. Breslin informs the class on what NOT to write on your college essay
Ms. Breslin: I passed a test once in 8th grade! And everyone else failed!
Ms. Breslin: Ever since then, I have known that I am the best and I show up to school every day and KNOWLEDGE is shoveled like DIRT into the DUMP TRUCK OF MY MIND...
Ms. Breslin: And your college will be another brand name on my application! -
#991 Up↑ /50 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-27 22:16 EST
// Mr.Badgley is continually asking why various countries didn't colonize America and calls on a Chinese student that was not paying attention
Mr. Badgley: WHY DIDN'T CHINA DO IT?!
Student: Uhhh. Cuz they were too good for it?
*class laughs*
Mr. Badgley: Haha. That was the best answer I've heard all term. -
#984 Up↑ /281 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-23 17:40 EST
// Pedro returns from the bathroom.
Ms. Hall: Where were you?
Pedro: In the bathroom.
Ms. Hall: That was somewhat of an extended leave, wasn't it?
Ms. Hall: Did you fall in?
Pedro: I, uh...
Ms. Hall: You were gone for 15 minutes!
Pedro: That was 15 minutes?
Ms. Hall: It's now 25 of the hour.
Pedro: I left right after the beginning of the period.
Ms. Hall: What time is the beginning of the period? Clearly you have no idea.
*Ms. Hall looks at the schedule*
Ms. Hall: 1:19. So you were gone from 1:19 to twenty-five to two. How long is that?
Pedro: Six minutes?
Ms. Hall: ...
Ms. Hall: Who did you pay to take the entrance exam? -
#975 Up↑ /54 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-20 22:10 EST
// Ms. Ferrara turns around after office monitor creeps into the classroom while Ms. Ferrara is writing at the chalk board
Ms. Ferrara: You scared me! You need noise in your shoes! You scare me every time, that's why my class laughs every time you come in!
Monitor: Oh. My friends say that too.
Ms. Ferrara: You still have friends?!
