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#968 Up↑ /75 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-19 20:09 EST
// During the lab where we had to tie the end of something together
Dr. Pilloff: Well if you're competent enough, you don't even need the string. I've done this lab so many times that I think I'm competent enough to tie this without the string.
*tries for a minute or two*
*pause*
Dr. Pilloff: Okay I guess I'm not that competent. -
#966 Up↑ /66 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-18 15:11 EST
Student: Mr. Boericke is having us watch Capitalism, A Love Story for an extra credit project.
Student: But it's not in theaters anymore and it hasn't come out on DVD yet, so we have to torrent an illegal bootlegged version of the film.
Student: So now we're sticking it to the man in two ways. -
#961 Up↑ /182 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-16 16:26 EST
// In Dr. Majewski's Physics Class:
Dr. Majewski: The Doppler Effect is like this. Boy and girl break up and girl is crying and yelling and runs away and the further she runs the longer her sound waves get, because she is still yelling. The sound waves make her voice deep and she sounds like a man so the boy doesn't care they broke up anyway. -
#958 Up↑ /80 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-13 21:11 EST
Math teacher: Wow, this is easy, just factor by grouping. It's just screaming at you to factor by grouping.
Math teacher: In fact, if this were a strip club, then the problem's a stripper lifting her shirt with "FACTOR ME BY GROUPING" written all over her breasts.
