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#1013 Up↑ /97 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-03 16:17 EST
Mr. Majewski: Oh, I have a joke about friction, everybody. A cat joke!
Mr. Majewski: There are two cats, on top of a roof! One of the cats, it starts sliding. And the other, it stays the same.
Mr. Majewski: Which of the cats stays on top of the roof?
Class: Which?
Mr. Majewski: The one with the bigger (high-pitched, like a cat) mu! -
#1009 Up↑ /106 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-02 20:24 EST
// Ms. Plafker is explaining how she came by the name of her website, lovinghistory.org
Ms. Plafker: So you know when you have a really good idea? Like you know it's great? And then you show it to Mr. Francis.
Ms. Plafker: And then you feel like an idiot. -
#998 Up↑ /42 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-27 23:11 EST
// Ms. Breslin and Kyle regarding the English Regents
Ms. Breslin: The most important thing to remember about the regents is...?
Kyle: Not to fall asleep!
Ms. Breslin: Kyle...I think you should retroactively fail the regents.
Ms. Breslin: Don't do one thing...
Kyle: OH, I wrote "I know that you are as tired as I am, but please, bear with me"...
Class: That?
Ms. Breslin: Yeah...
Ms. Breslin: Also, don't write "This is Sparta."
Ms. Breslin: Also on time...Someone got really bored and drew one person shooting someone else
Ms. Breslin: Uh yeah. Don't do that...
Ms. Breslin: The first thing you should do is...?
Kyle: TAKE A NAP!
Ms. Breslin: *sigh* Kyle...
Ms. Breslin: The FIRST thing you should do is PUT EVERYTHING KYLE SAID OUT OF YOUR MIND.
Ms. Breslin: The second thing you should do is read the instructions! -
#997 Up↑ /19 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-27 22:57 EST
// Mr. Avallone gives a small speech on quanta and particle physics, which he is not exactly clear on
Mr. Avallone: Waves can "cancel out" so maybe that explains why something "doesn't exist" between two quanta
Mr. Avallone: But...I'm not going to write anything on the board because it might be wrong.
