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#1420 Up↑ /37 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-27 13:22 EDT
// A female student is being pestered by a male student in Citron's Medical Diagnosis class
Citron: Excuse me, [female student's name], but I believe I am the teacher of this class...
Citron: I also consider myself the captain of the class. As a captain, I have the power to marry two people if they so wish
Citron: Just come to my office later with a permission note from your parents allowing the two of you to be married. -
#1417 Up↑ /64 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-18 22:52 EDT
Pathak: I wanted to write 'hierarchy' or something like that, but there is no space. Plus, I don't know how to spell 'hierarchy'. Does anybody know?
Student 1: H-i-e-r-a-r-c-h-y.
*Pathak writes down word and stares*
Pathak: It looks weird.
Student 2: Does anybody here have a dictionary?
*about 1/3 of the class takes out a Webster's pocket dictionary* -
#1404 Up↑ /66 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-09 00:55 EDT
Dr. Pathak: So I need all of your email addresses, but whenever I put them on paper, it doesn't turn out so well, so I want you guys to put them on this...
*pulls out his iPad*
Dr. Pathak: Pass this around, and if you don't know how to use it...ask the kid next to you.
