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#1399 Up↑ /36 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-05 14:39 EDT
// Ms. Manwell explains how to sterilize plate spreading equipment using Bunsen burners and alcohol
Ms. Manwell: So take the spreader, soak it in the alcohol, and flame it. DO NOT go from here *touches spreader to Bunsen burner* to here *puts spreader in flask*.
Ms. Manwell: But if you do, DO NOT PANIC. Think: there is a flask full of alcohol. It is on fire.
*places biology textbook on top of flask* -
#1395 Up↑ /29 Down↓ [Report] 2010-07-04 07:44 EDT
// During Art, Ms. Karp allows a student to stand on her desk in the front of the room so everyone can sketch him
Ms. Karp: Now pick a good pose; you can't move for two minutes!
Student being sketched: *Confidently stands in pose and flexes his biceps*
Other Student: Hey, your fly's open!
Student: What?! *Stands awkwardly in the front of the room for two minutes thinking his fly really is open* -
#1372 Up↑ /65 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-08 17:11 EDT
// Mr. Akhmedov shows the class a demonstration of a virtual image of the penny.
Student: Whoa! That's so cool. My hand goes right through it.
Mr. Akhmedov: Yep. You can even show this imaginary penny trick to your friends. All you need are two conca-
Student: OMG! Quick, let's pull this prank on a Jew. -
#1370 Up↑ /120 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-07 18:32 EDT
// Students are playing cards in Mr. Majewski's class.
Mr. Majewski: Oh, guys, have you seen on TV a week ago there was Godfather Number Three, and in this movie everybody is gambling in Atlantic City and then somebody come in a helicopter and he shoot them all until they are dead. I think we should have something similar in Stuyvesant. -
#1367 Up↑ /48 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-06 11:49 EDT
// Jezer is discussing how we should all get a "professional" sounding email.
Jezer: I mean...don't email a prospective employer with PussyKat96@hotmail.com or something.
*Class bursts out laughing*
Jezer: HEY! At least I didn't switch the letters!
