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#1479 Up↑ /92 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-28 17:27 EDT
// Mr. Orlando is talking about chemical reactions that generate heat.
Student: Couldn't you use them for a heat source, then?
Mr. Orlando: No! That's like saying...
Mr. Orlando: *in a sad voice* I'm cold.
Mr. Orlando: *in a hopeful voice* I have a grenade! -
#1478 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-28 16:55 EDT
// There's an AP Biology textbook on a student's desk.
Dr. Esper: I see someone is taking AP Farming!
Dr. Esper: My favorite class is AP Fishing.
Student: What's that?
Dr. Esper: AP Marine Biology.
Student: ...That class doesn't exist.
Dr. Esper: Then how do you learn how to make sushi? -
#1444 Up↑ /65 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-15 14:13 EDT
Male student: Mr. Zamansky, did you close down SVN? I couldn't commit my file.
Mr. Zamansky: All right, by show of hands, how many females students had SVN issues?
*no hands rise*
Mr. Zamansky: Okay, how many male students had SVN issues?
*four hands rise*
Mr. Zamansky: This proves once again that men have commitment problems.
