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#531 Up↑ /31 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-06 18:31 EDT
History Teacher: Well, if Teitel shaved, there would be a void where his beard was... actually, it would basically be a set of anti-matter nodes and the entire universe would be sucked right where his beard used to be...
Student: Ewww.. that's exactly where I don't want to be!
History Teacher: Don't knock it 'til you've tried it. -
#2009 Up↑ /18 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-25 20:22 EDT
// Mr Valentin talking about our first homework assignment, which is simply filling out a form about our information online
Mr Valentin: It's so easy that a primate can do it. Do you know what a primate is? Like apes, orangutans...
Student: Like Bronx Science. -
#1990 Up↑ /2 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-12 19:19 EDT
Mr. Citron: Okay, Jonathan, you sit here.
Jonathan (another one): You do know there are two Jonathan Kwoks in this class, right?
Another student: You could always look at their homerooms.
Mr. Citron: What? Sorry, I was trying to make them look alike in my head. *takes off glasses* Look, now you're twins! -
#768 Up↑ /30 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-22 00:15 EDT
// Mr. Polazzo is talking about how if we didn't have any work or responsibilities, life would get really boring
Mr. Polazzo: That Sunday night pressure is a symptom of the life that you're making for yourself. What would you do if you didn't have that Sunday night pressure?
Student: Sunday night football!
