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#1271 Up↑ /72 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 00:24 EDT
Mr. Orlando: So if you take away one thing from this course, I hope it's this...
Mr. Orlando: When you're at a high school party and some kid offers you wine, you can say, "Ewww, that's yeast poo, yeast burps, and yeast corpses. I don't want to drink that!"
Mr. Orlando: And the kid will say, "You know what? You're right!" and dump it out.
Mr. Orlando: And that's fermentation. YAY! -
#72 Up↑ /81 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 20:40 EDT
// Mr. Mott is giving out ID cards
Mr. Mott: Sarah...Morgan...Cohen...Smi-... Girl, you got so many names. You could have your own law firm!
SMCS: Uhhh...thank you?
Mr. Mott: Or you should be in movies. Yeahh. Girl, if you aren't famous or a lawyer in 15 years, I am going to hunt you down. -
#1282 Up↑ /22 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 21:01 EDT
// Mr. Donin has just explained that he will be showing History related movies after school on certain days, which can be attended for credit
Mr. Donin: The only problem is uh. Boy's Lacrosse. But they're not making it to the playoffs anyway!
Mr. Donin: They're as good as mucus!
Student: They're not THAT bad!
Mr. Donin: Okay, sorry, good as vomit! -
#729 Up↑ /36 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-06 22:35 EDT
Student: What does that say?
*points to a question on the board*
Dr. Fitzgerald: Oh, that?
*points to a different location*
Dr. Fitzgerald: That says "Math is Number 1"
Dr. Fitzgerald: Can you guess who's crazy enough to put that up there?
Class: MR. GELLER! -
#382 Up↑ /74 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-11 17:06 EST
// Mr. Donin reads role call on the first day of classes, assigning nicknames as he goes.
Mr. Donin: Zachary! Z-Pack! Z-100!
Mr. Donin: David Hsu! The square root of two!
Mr. Donin: Gleb! Phlegm! Like *cough* *snort*!
Mr. Donin: Xavier! Xenon!
Mr. Donin: John Simon! He's a bad man!
Mr. Donin: The Fabulous Ryan Fisher!
Mr. Donin: Lana! The Dalai Lama! *bows*
Mr. Donin: Boy, do we have a class!
