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#1192 Up↑ /29 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-01 21:57 EDT
// Trying to have the class make the connection between the Lunar cycle and the menstrual cycle
Dr. Pilloff: What happens during a full moon?
Class: WEREWOLVES!
// After explaining that it may be due to the extra lighting by the full moon
Student: Well then, in an eclipse, shouldn't menstruation be effected?
Dr. Pilloff: But that's only for a few minutes
Student: What about cloudy days? Do cloudy days effect menstruation? -
#32 Up↑ /75 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-23 17:49 EDT
Mr. Majewski: Some smart kid once brought in his iPod and used his electronics kit to make music. Now, iPods are illegal, but Ms. Damesek came in once and didn't confiscate it. Apparently, when you take legal and you hook it up to illegal, you get legal.
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#462 Up↑ /59 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-22 17:21 EDT
// Dr. Pilloff asks a question in biology. A student gives an answer.
Dr. Pilloff: Are you sure? Do you want to bet 10 points on your quiz?
Student: I don't bet. It's against my religion.
Dr. Pilloff: It's against your religion?
Student: And I don't believe in it either.
Dr. Pilloff: How about 5 points? -
#2015 Up↑ /43 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-02 22:56 EDT
// Student holds a nine inch knife
Student: Even though I'm not supposed to, for my minutes gift I brought in a dagger.
//Teacher's eyes widen.
Student: So I'll just pass it around-
Teacher: NO!
// A moment later
Teacher: What was the knife used for?
Student: Stabbing...?
