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#1225 Up↑ /54 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-07 11:55 EDT
// Sr. Simon's Conversational Spanish class (FS8), student has been asked to write the date on the board.
*student writes Hoy es viernes, el deise y seis de abril del 2010*
Class: Nooo, no, it's DIEZ Y SEIS.
Student: What?? *erases and rewrites it, still incorrect*
Class: NO, it's DIEZ, like TEN, then Y SEIS
*Student continually writes it wrong while class continually yells at her*
Sr. Simon: *turns around* What's going on?! *sees the board and makes a face*
Student: *embarrassed, finally writes "16th" on the board and storms off back to her seat*
Student: *turns to the class* I HATE YOU.
// later that day, another student asks that student a question, who has trouble answering it
Sr. Simon: It's okay! You can just tell her "I HATE YOU!" -
#1280 Up↑ /30 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 20:54 EDT
// Ms. Breslin on "standard essay writing"
// A student questions the overuse of ellipses in Walt Whitman's work
Ms. Breslin: How can it be that Walk Whitman does not use MLA style?? DISASTER!
Ms. Breslin: Remember, you can use your own style, but we don't want to sit here like "BROS BEFORE HOES"
Student: What do they mean by "literary merit"?
Ms. Breslin: Well, this means no Harry Potter
*class groans*
Ms. Breslin: *reluctantly* which also means...no Twilight.
*class cheers* -
#581 Up↑ /57 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-20 14:17 EDT
// Discussing a story in AP Spanish
// No one is allowed to talk in English
Student 1: Cada dia es un pez de muerte.
Student 2: Every day is a fish of death?
Student 1: No, no, no. Cada dia es un pie de muerte.
Student 2: Every day is a foot of death?
Student 1: No, no, no. Cada dia es una paz de muerte.
Student 2: Every day is a peace of death?
Student 1: No, no, no! Cada dia es un (*furtively glances towards Ms. Monserrat*) step towards death.
