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#1314 Up↑ /236 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-19 17:00 EDT
// Student answers a question
Mr. Akhmedov: No, that's wrong
Student: What? That's what you told us yesterday
Mr. Akhmedov: Well, you shouldn't believe everything people tell you.
Student: But you're our TEACHER. You're not supposed to lie. You're supposed to tell the truth!
Mr. Akhmedov: That wasn't a part of the job description. -
#698 Up↑ /206 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-24 20:47 EDT
Student: Mr. Majewski, what happens if you fail the Regents?
Mr. Majewski: No one ever failed the Regents! Except this one kid who was all over the news! Reporters from ABC interviewed him and asked him "Daniel, why did you fail the Regents?" and Daniel said "Not to worry, I will become an astronaut and land on the sun!" and the reporters said "How are you going to land on the sun? The sun is very hot," and Daniel once again said "Not to worry, I will land at night!" -
#1902 Up↑ /116 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-09 18:22 EDT
// The Friday before Mother's Day
Mr. Park: Okay everyone. Your homework is just to wish your mothers a "Happy Mother's Day."
*speaking to a group of students sitting near him in the front*
Mr. Park: You know, when I used to teach in the ghettos of Brooklyn, I didn't bother giving the students this assignment. I told them "Happy Mother's Day" directly. -
#653 Up↑ /175 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-11 23:13 EDT
Mr. Polazzo: You might be wondering how you got your assigned seats.
Mr. Polazzo: What I do is I throw the delaney cards on the floor and point a laser pointer at them. Then my cat runs over at the pointer and messes up the cards.
Mr. Polazzo: And then I put them together and there are your seats. -
#1335 Up↑ /322 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-23 00:09 EDT
// Ms. McCaffrey is reading delaney cards in gym. Mr. Choubaralian messes with her by putting a fake card with a fake name in her pile of cards.
Ms. McCaffrey: Harry Balsak? Is there a Harry Balsak? No Harry Balsak? Okay.
*Everybody erupts in laughter* -
#1766 Up↑ /232 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-06 19:31 EST
// Mr. Mott is wearing purple and orange face paint in support of senior and junior SING!
Student: Why don't you support soph-frosh?
Mr. Mott: Sophomores and freshmen don't exist to me.
Student: Can't you at least wear black paint to have all the colors?
Mr. Mott: I am black.
