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• #1124 Up↑ +38/56 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-10 02:23 EDT

  Mr. Francis: When I was in high school, I thought this book [The Great Gatsby] was about magicians.

  Tags: francis

• #990 Up↑ +19/27 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-27 22:14 EST

  Ms. Shuman: There are men in other countries that throw acid in their wives' faces!
  Student: Wait. I don't get it. Why would they do that?
  Student: I mean. Don't they have to see them like...every day?!

  Tags: acid shuman

• #814 Up↑ +34/50 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-12 22:22 EST

  Mr. Kennedy: So, what do you think about this? Yes?
  *Calls on student*
  Student: Oh, I think...
  *Drops something round from head*
  Mr. Kennedy: Oh, what was that, a cupcake? See, that's why I don't want people eating in my class...
  Student: No, it was this.
  *Holds up a yarmulke*
  Mr. Kennedy: Oh... Oh! OHHHH!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

  Tags: kennedy u.s.history

• #625 Up↑ +49/73 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-10 21:14 EDT

  // Board Games Club. The members are discussing games.
  Yevgeniy: Well, I would like to play Puerto Rico or--Oh shit!  I forgot my brother at school!

  Tags: board.games.club yevgeniy.rudoy

• #1608 Up↑ +30/44 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-10 21:21 EST

  // Student is wearing really low-rise jeans and showing his boxers
  Dr. Pilloff: Get up.
  Student: Why?
  Dr. Pilloff: Pull up your pants.

  Tags: biology nutrition pilloff science

• #1474 Up↑ +30/44 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-27 03:40 EDT

  // A student bashes China's government, but his sarcasm backfires
  Student: So you can have ALL the sex you want but you can't speak up against your government. REAL FUN.
  Student: ...wait.

  Tags: china geopolitics government

• #118 Up↑ +60/90 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-09 19:46 EDT

  Girl: I can't believe I said that! That decreases my chances with him from 0 to negative pi.
  Girl #2: Mr. Geller would be proud.

  Tags: geller math pi stuy

• #377 Up↑ +41/61 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-10 18:07 EST

  // Morning announcements
  To all students: The final day for program corrections is Wednesday, February tenth...
  *long pause*
  2009

  Tags: morning.announcements program.corrections

• #1873 Up↑ +29/43 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-02 20:36 EDT

  Ms. Hall: I don't usually give extra credit. It's actually against my religion.

  Tags: hall music.appreciation

• #99 Up↑ +47/71 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-28 15:50 EDT

  Mr. Francis: I'd rather kill a human than kick a dog.

  Tags: english francis

• #2022 Up↑ +18/26 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-06 19:18 EDT

  Student 1: So they can never be the same?
  Dr. Utting: No,  no, never say never!
  Student 2: Justin Bieber!
  Dr. Utting: ...don't mention that name in my class. I have never seen anyone with less talent than him.

  Tags: ap.biology justin.bieber utting

• #1897 Up↑ +18/26 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-08 20:20 EDT

  // Warning bell rings
  Mr. Kavanagh: Woohoo!

  Tags: kavanagh

• #1606 Up↑ +18/26 Down↓ [Report] 2011-01-10 15:43 EST

  Mr. Polazzo: What's with this epidemic of eating health bars? It's like a cancer.

  Tags: ap.gov polazzo

• #1157 Up↑ +18/26 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-21 19:58 EDT

  After Mr. Murray gives out test:
  Mr. Murray: Don't cheat while I'm reading my book.
  Student: Can you read your book so we can cheat?

  Tags: murray spanish substitute

• #993 Up↑ +18/26 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-27 22:33 EST

  // Ms. Breslin's various attempts in getting her class to participate.
  Ms. Breslin: Tobi. Your mouth is open, so I think words should be coming out.
  
  Ms. Breslin: Akib. If you were raising your hand, what would you say?
  Akib: And...uhh...forget it.
  Ms. Breslin: What do you mean forget it?!
  Ms. Breslin: REMEMBER IT!
  
  Ms. Breslin: Could you read this as if it weren't fine print at the bottom of a car commercial?

  Tags: ap.english.metaphysics breslin participation

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