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#409 Up↑ +40/58 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-22 21:53 EST

Freshman girl: I really like this guy... but he's like 28.
Freshman boy: I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
Freshman girl: What do you mean?
Freshman boy: Like, really illegal. Even in Russia.

Notes: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/018065.html

Tags: russia stuy
#181 Up↑ +28/40 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-30 20:15 EDT

// What happens when there are no CPR dummies in lifeguarding class...
Guy: Dmitriy, get on the floor! We'll do you today.

Tags: lifeguarding
#43 Up↑ +28/40 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-24 20:58 EDT

Dr. Niglio: You're talking apples and oranges when I'm talking bananas.

Tags: niglio spanish
#26 Up↑ +28/40 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-22 23:10 EDT

Dr. Akintunde: You just flush without looking to see and ask, "what's the nature of my feces?"

Tags: akintunde feces
#420 Up↑ +39/57 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-27 00:36 EST

Mr. Dreyfus: I will be gone on Thursday and Friday doing something I would recommend none of you ever do.
Class: Get married?

Tags: dreyfus physics
#54 Up↑ +39/57 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-24 22:12 EDT

Ms. Pluchino: To pass the Chem Regents, all you need to know is Sesame Street: "Which one of these things is not like the others?"

Tags: chemistry pluchino sesame.street
#224 Up↑ +35/51 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-24 16:18 EST

// First day of sex unit
Health teacher: Jordan, what's the street name for the scrotum?
Jordan: ... 0_o ....
Health teacher: Come on, you can say it.
Kevin (whispering): "BALL SACK... BALL SACK"
Jordan: Does anybody not know this?

Tags: health sex
#1150 Up↑ +31/45 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-18 18:27 EDT

// In a game of charades, the student at the front of the room asks for a category
Class: Things Sr. Simon says on a daily basis!
Student: *stands near the door and points finger at the door*
Class: Afuera! Afuera!

// The category is "Disney Characters"
Student: *points at an Asian student*
Class: MULAN!

Tags: charades simon spanish
#221 Up↑ +58/86 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-23 18:32 EST

White boy eating Pocky: Now, the most important rule of Pocky is this: do not let Asian kids know that you have Pocky, because they will rape you for it, and then you will not have any more Pocky.

Tags: asian white
#223 Up↑ +27/39 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-23 23:23 EST

// From fall of '07
Freshman: I don't get lost much, but I still have trouble finding my way out of the school.

Tags: freshmen lost
#1786 Up↑ +27/39 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-14 12:11 EDT

// Dr. Chen picks on a student who hasn't done any homework
Dr. Chen: YOU WANT DO DO NOW?
Student: I...am not confident.
Dr. Chen: IS NOT HOMEWORK. YOU CAN DO NOW.

Tags: chen differential.equations
#1981 Up↑ +46/68 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-14 22:28 EDT

// Mr. Sandler is showing a slide show of him and his wife in Vietnam; on a picture of his wife looking angry
Mr. Sandler: My wife didn't like the heat. She was pissed at me but I really liked it.
// Flips to next picture.
Mr. Sandler: Here's me being happy!

Tags: ap.us sandler vietnam wife
#59 Up↑ +46/68 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 12:49 EDT

Dr. Niglio: We're going to start the oral portion of the regents soon.
Student: Ooh! I'm good at oral!
*class erupts in laughter*
Student: No wait! I'm BAD at oral! Really bad!

Notes: I miss Niglio.

Tags: niglio spanish
#37 Up↑ +46/68 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-24 17:19 EDT

Mr. Gastel: Wow! You guys did very well on this last test. Your class average was really high!
Class (thinking): Hell yeah! Excellent!
Mr. Gastel: A 65! I haven't seen an average this high in years!

Tags: average gastel test
#177 Up↑ +42/62 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-27 21:46 EDT

Mr. Garfinkel: The AP is just the Regents on steroids.

Notes: Regents are statewide proficiency exams that set the bar just a liii-ttle too low.

Tags: ap.english garfinkel regents

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#409 Up↑ +40/58 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-22 21:53 EST

#181 Up↑ +28/40 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-30 20:15 EDT

#43 Up↑ +28/40 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-24 20:58 EDT

#26 Up↑ +28/40 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-22 23:10 EDT

#420 Up↑ +39/57 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-27 00:36 EST

#54 Up↑ +39/57 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-24 22:12 EDT

#224 Up↑ +35/51 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-24 16:18 EST

#1150 Up↑ +31/45 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-18 18:27 EDT

#221 Up↑ +58/86 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-23 18:32 EST

#223 Up↑ +27/39 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-23 23:23 EST

#1786 Up↑ +27/39 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-14 12:11 EDT

#1981 Up↑ +46/68 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-14 22:28 EDT

#59 Up↑ +46/68 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 12:49 EDT

#37 Up↑ +46/68 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-24 17:19 EDT

#177 Up↑ +42/62 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-27 21:46 EDT