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#313 Up↑ /65 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-01 12:48 EST
Mr. Cocoros: Class, I just want to tell you something about tests. I've gotten a bit concerned. I don't want to see people passing notes, writing the answers on desks, sending answers through cellphones, and leaving class!
*long pause*
Mr. Cocoros: Now mind you, it was just a dream, but still... -
#1735 Up↑ /53 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-25 20:19 EST
// Dr. Li is giving a lab demo and has a Bunsen burner in his hands.
Dr. Li: This is a Bunsen burner. The top come off like this...
*He takes the Bunsen burner top off*
Dr. Li: This used to change shape of flame.
*He puts the top on his head*
Dr. Li: Kay, kay...Hat! -
#998 Up↑ /42 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-27 23:11 EST
// Ms. Breslin and Kyle regarding the English Regents
Ms. Breslin: The most important thing to remember about the regents is...?
Kyle: Not to fall asleep!
Ms. Breslin: Kyle...I think you should retroactively fail the regents.
Ms. Breslin: Don't do one thing...
Kyle: OH, I wrote "I know that you are as tired as I am, but please, bear with me"...
Class: That?
Ms. Breslin: Yeah...
Ms. Breslin: Also, don't write "This is Sparta."
Ms. Breslin: Also on time...Someone got really bored and drew one person shooting someone else
Ms. Breslin: Uh yeah. Don't do that...
Ms. Breslin: The first thing you should do is...?
Kyle: TAKE A NAP!
Ms. Breslin: *sigh* Kyle...
Ms. Breslin: The FIRST thing you should do is PUT EVERYTHING KYLE SAID OUT OF YOUR MIND.
Ms. Breslin: The second thing you should do is read the instructions! -
#57 Up↑ /97 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 00:15 EDT
Mr. Avallone: There's an entire floor of this building dedicated to teaching you how to stupidly plug numbers into equations -- it's called the Math Department.
Mr. Avallone: There's yet another floor that teaches you how to memorize meaningless facts, just one floor below us. [points down]
