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#1365 Up↑ /70 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-05 23:01 EDT
Sra. Silverio: You guys, that website has it wrong. It wasn't a toaster that he gave me. It was a microwave.
Sra. Silverio: I came home and there was a box. I said it was a microwave. He said, no it's not...just open it. I said that I knew it was a microwave and left the room. He unwrapped it and set it up and everything. But it was a MICROWAVE.
Sra. Silverio: So I broke up with him. And you know what? When I left the house, I left that microwave there too. -
#73 Up↑ /116 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-25 20:42 EDT
// Talking about Sagar (that guy that walks really slowly)
Teacher: I saw that boy on the street one time. Nearly gave me a heart attack! He was just lumberin' along like he had allllllll day to walk ONE block.
*class laughs*
Teacher: I can't WAIT to see what his woman is like.
*class laughs harder*
Teacher: No! I'm serious! She'll probably be happy... he'll take things slow. -
#1420 Up↑ /37 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-27 13:22 EDT
// A female student is being pestered by a male student in Citron's Medical Diagnosis class
Citron: Excuse me, [female student's name], but I believe I am the teacher of this class...
Citron: I also consider myself the captain of the class. As a captain, I have the power to marry two people if they so wish
Citron: Just come to my office later with a permission note from your parents allowing the two of you to be married. -
#386 Up↑ /68 Down↓ [Report] 2009-02-11 20:46 EST
// After listening comprehension
Dr. Barrow: So what did that sentence say?
Student: J'ai pris une bouche. [I took a mouth]
Dr. Barrow: No! It was J'ai pris une douche! [I took a shower]
Student: I'm pretty sure it said bouche.
Dr. Barrow: No! Douche, douche, douche, douche, douche!!
