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#1191 Up↑ /29 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-01 21:56 EDT
// After trying to explain what an IUD is
Dr. Pilloff: I hope I'm not taking a big risk by Googling "intrauterine device"...
// Explaining a condom...through another analogy
Dr. Pilloff: You know, they're like bottle caps, the ones with codes on the inside for free...uh...
Dr. Pilloff: ...uh. Like, free text messages or something. -
#612 Up↑ /67 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-01 19:35 EDT
Mr. Dreyfus: I probably shouldn't tell you this story, because it involves me being rebellious, but oh well. When I was taking physics, there was a problem involving a meterstick, and one of the students asked "how long is the meterstick?" To which the teacher responded "who is buried in Grant's tomb?"
And the student was puzzled. So I answered. But you know how I did it?
"Your mom."
*class applauds* -
#1281 Up↑ /59 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 20:58 EDT
// Mr. Donin warns the minorities in the class about going to colleges "looking for diversity"
Mr. Donin: But if you're Asian? If you're brown? And you're a guy looking for a girl to date?
Mr. Donin: There's like...nobody!
Mr. Donin: And the ultimate cracker school?!
*writes on the board T R I N I T Y "
Mr. Donin: When Friday night, Saturday night comes around...looking for one of your own to hang out with? It's a sea of...
Mr. Donin: *points to Caucasian student* HIM! -
#534 Up↑ /36 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-07 15:17 EDT
Mr. Donin: The post-WWII period was a bittersweet one because of the fear of communism.
Mr. Donin: They accused everybody of being a communist! They even accused Eleanor Roosevelt of being a communist!
Mr. Donin: She was a communist, but they left her alone because she was a widow.
