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#556 Up↑ /40 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-15 00:35 EDT
// Talking about Mexican investments in US companies
Mr. Polazzo: In fact, there's been a pretty major Mexican investment recently. Does anyone know about it?
Student: Wait, that communications guy?
Mr. Polazzo: Yeah, he was involved in communications. What did he do?
Student: He bought... mad shares?
Mr. Polazzo: In?
Student: In some... big company?
Mr. Polazzo: Exactly, a rich communications guy bought mad shares in some big company! -
#1576 Up↑ /23 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-19 16:11 EST
// update to quote 1306
// A student has asked about Sharkey
Mr. Boericke: Yeah, I saw that quote. They said something about Sharkey being able to open beer bottles with his toes or something. That's not what it was.
Class: Wait, so what was it?
Mr. Boericke: My mother's first boyfriend was from the Jersey Shore and he was a lifeguard. It was that he could crush cans with his bare feet.
Mr. Boericke: And yeah, one day there was a hurricane and his lifeguard chair was swept out, so he went to save it and he was never heard from again. -
#103 Up↑ /105 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-29 18:46 EDT
// Third period morning announcements
Announcer: I pledge allegiance, to the Fla—
*long pause, followed by shuffling noises over the PA*
Student: Did he forget the Pledge of Allegiance?
Announcer: ...of the United States of America, and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
Dr. Esper: Only at Stuy... -
#875 Up↑ /39 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-04 01:59 EST
// Ms. Breslin asks a student to read something out loud, while she "translates"
Student: the senselessness of their behavior engenders in them a "profound" pessimism...
Ms. Breslin: They are EMO
Student: ...which they sell at good prices.
Ms. Breslin: They are EMO and sell EMO music and T SHIRTS
Student: ...yet such pessimism would be more fitting in one who observes these masters and their sales
Ms. Breslin: We should be EMO about THEM being EMO! -
#2058 Up↑ /14 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-27 16:49 EDT
// Talking about forces
Strasser: So therefore, the easiest way to lose weight is in free fall. If the scale is falling, and you're falling, then... you're weightless! You don't even have to go on a diet.
Student: So wait. If you're just super-fat though, and you're in space... and we all have our own force of gravity... how bad would you feel if something just started to orbit you? -
#1894 Up↑ /22 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-07 10:03 EDT
// Mr. Badgley is taking votes on what to do during class.
Mr. Badgley: Ok, let's take a vote! Who wants... Mongols!
*a few hands go up*
Mr. Badgley: Who wants... SHANGHAI!
*many hands go up*
Mr. Badgley: *incredulously* but... that's...that's the one about... food...
*more hands go up*
