Mr. Waxman: Some people who are told to come back into the military service don't want to.
Mr. Waxman: So some people go to court and try to fight it.
Mr. Waxman: And others are like, f*** this I'm going to Canada!
Student 1: Drake is so famous right now.
Student 2: Yeah, seriously.
Mr. Orlando: Who's Drake? I haven't heard of him.
Student 1: Really? He's this famous rapper. He's on Z100 like all the time.
Mr. Orlando: If he's on Z100, he's as hood as me.
Proctor: Wait, what is your name?
Yevgeniy: Yevgeniy.
Student: Wait, Yevgeniy Rudoy?
Yevgeniy: Yeah?
Student: You're the guy Dr. Chen screamed at!
Yevgeniy: How does EVERYONE know that?
Student: It's on Stuybash.
// Ms. Breslin discusses how she will no longer be our legal guardian after a certain time
Ms. Breslin: But if something happens to you during this time...
Ms. Breslin: It will be very sad! But I cannot be sued.
// Mr. Grossman introducing Mrs. Dalloway (the novel, not a person) to the class
Mr. Grossman: The first time I read this, I read it like chugging beer, and I didn't get anything from it.
// Outside Stuy during lunch where the Gideons are handing out pocket New Testament Bibles.
Gideon: Do you believe in God?
Sophomore: Only when I want something.
// Dibbs telling a story about what happens to balloons that float off into the atmosphere
Mr. Dibbs: The shattered remains of that once, great toy, fall to earth on a weeping child.
Mr. Dibbs: It went to balloon heaven.
