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#1293 Up↑ /66 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-15 13:41 EDT
// Student has a reputation of saying "that's what she said"
Ms. Oberfield: If you're having trouble with Shakespeare's language, feel free to use a dictionary.
Student: I have a really big dictionary. It's like three inches thick.
Ms. Oberfield: ...are you trying to get me to say "that's what she said"?
Class: Not at all! Gosh, you're sick.
Ms. Oberfield: *blushes* You walked right into it! -
#1188 Up↑ /32 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-01 21:43 EDT
// Dr. Pilloff explains cloning with the example of sheep
Dr. Pilloff: So you get a white sheep's diploid cell... *draws a "sheep" on the board*
Student: *mutters* OH, it can't be a BLACK sheep, it has to be WHITE.
Dr. Pilloff: And then you take out the white sheep DNA...
Dr. Pilloff: And you have a black sheep and take the egg cell from the black sheep...*draws another "sheep" on the board*
Dr. Pilloff: And then you throw out the black DNA... -
#309 Up↑ /66 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-26 02:18 EST
Dr. Majewski: Put away your magazine! No Playboy allowed in class.
Student: Dr. Majewski, it's not Playboy. They're girls; girls don't like Playboy. It's Seventeen magazine.
Dr. Majewski: No, no, no. I see Ray's face glowing!
Student (shocked voice): You know what the Playboy magazine looks like, Dr. Majewski?
Dr. Majewski: Yes yes. It's magazine for dirty boys, yes? -
#697 Up↑ /54 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-24 16:42 EDT
Mr. Majewski: You should not leave anything in your locker.
Mr. Majewski: Once I had student who, he would watch as people open their locker and memorize their combination.
Mr. Majewski: He steal all kinds of thing, leather jacket, gold watch.
Student: And... you didn't turn him in?
Mr. Majewski: I think what happen is he stole so much he had no more to steal so he leave Stuyvesant. -
#1444 Up↑ /65 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-15 14:13 EDT
Male student: Mr. Zamansky, did you close down SVN? I couldn't commit my file.
Mr. Zamansky: All right, by show of hands, how many females students had SVN issues?
*no hands rise*
Mr. Zamansky: Okay, how many male students had SVN issues?
*four hands rise*
Mr. Zamansky: This proves once again that men have commitment problems. -
#353 Up↑ /65 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-27 21:54 EST
// Talking about the economic recession in Economics class
Mrs. Feldman: And you know, I watch these news stories, and I get so upset! *Puts on seriously pained expression* My cats have been telling me to stop watching the news.
Class: *Stares in utter shock*
