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#293 Up↑ /150 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-20 13:19 EST
// Often, Dr. Chen's class sounds more like a cooking class than a multivariate calculus class
Dr. Chen: Okay, so say we have frying airprane. This is airprane wing.
*Dr. Chen draws wing on board*
Dr. Chen: You see the wind is brewing through the wing. This is a sauce of divergence.
*class begins to laugh*
Dr. Chen: It is sauce! What is funny? There is sauce!
*Dr. Chen writes "source" on board*
Dr. Chen: This airprane is sauce of divergence! -
#851 Up↑ /68 Down↓ [Report] 2009-11-23 21:36 EST
// Class is going over a test
Student: That answer choice makes sense when you read it out loud, but not on paper.
Mr. Polazzo: That's why you need a little voice in your head to read it to you, like I have.
// Making speaking motions with his hand and using a deep whisper
Mr. Polazzo: Kill the president. Kill the president!
// Looking up towards imaginary cameras and back in his normal voice.
Mr. Polazzo: I didn't mean it, CIA, I promise I didn't mean it. -
#1980 Up↑ /78 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-14 21:38 EDT
// Dr. Li wants to take a class picture, because he received flowers from the students. Mr. Orlando is taking the picture in the hallway.
Dr. Li: You move here, you move here...
Dr. Li: Male students! Kneel in front! Second line is female students, and third line is...whatever.
*Dr. Li spends five minutes rearranging the students*
Dr. Li: Okay, ready for picture.
Mr. Orlando: 1...2...
Dr. Li: Take three pictures! The more the better!
Mr. Orlando: Okay, 1...2...
Dr. Li: Take at different angles!
*Warning bell rings*
Dr. Li: Ahh, no! -
#1404 Up↑ /66 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-09 00:55 EDT
Dr. Pathak: So I need all of your email addresses, but whenever I put them on paper, it doesn't turn out so well, so I want you guys to put them on this...
*pulls out his iPad*
Dr. Pathak: Pass this around, and if you don't know how to use it...ask the kid next to you.
