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#1865 Up↑ /64 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-29 12:22 EDT
// After Dr. Chen complained about someone in the class "making noise" (i.e. whistling), there is whistling from outside.
Student 1: Oh hey, someone outside is whistling.
Dr. Chen: WHAT?
Student 2: The whistling is coming from outside!
*Dr. Chen stares at student in doubt, thinking he was blaming the earlier whistling on people from outside*
Dr. Chen: I CAN DIFFERENTIATE! -
#1184 Up↑ /31 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-01 21:21 EDT
// After the teacher informs the class that "imaginary communicating devices" can be used on the trip
Teacher: Actually, you will HAVE to use these! And I will give you the code for MY imaginary communicating device as well, so that we can all find each other!
Student: Wait. Why does yours have to be imaginary?
Teacher: Because OBVIOUSLY, I can't tell my students to actually call my device, it has to be imaginary! -
#122 Up↑ /85 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-10 19:57 EDT
Mr. Colon: My father always told me never run away from a fight. If the guy's bigger than you, you hit him. If he gets back up, hit him again. If he gets back up again, hit him with a garbage can. If he still gets back up, run like hell, cause this dude's gonna kill you!
// later
Mr. Colon: Okay. Emergency procedures. If the fire bell rings, we run like hell.
// later
Mr. Colon: Don't curse at people. I used to say, "go suck on a banana." Then they can't get you in trouble.
