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#1903 Up↑ /83 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-09 18:27 EDT
// Lesson on Cuba and its relationship with the US
Ms. Suri: Before the US issued a ban on all trade with Cuba, President Kennedy flew in a lifetime's supply of Cuban cigars.
Student: A lifetime?
Ms. Suri: Well not a lifetime. Just a few year's worth. Oh then I guess in Kennedy's case, it WAS a lifetime's supply. -
#1755 Up↑ /83 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-04 12:20 EST
// Dr. Chen wrote 8+4+4 = 12 on the board.
Dr. Chen: You are junior, not sophomore or freshman or something!
Dr. Chen: You come to this school. Make this mistake, other teachers tolerate this mistake.
Dr. Chen: I do not tolerate this mistake!
Dr. Chen: So I take off 12 point.
// Later, the class tries to figure out which student it was
Class: Was it Kevin?
Dr. Chen: Yes, Kevin!
Class: Which one?
Dr. Chen: Too many Kevins, I don't know!
// Later
Dr. Chen: One student in next period want to solve y also for extra credit!
Class: Kevin?
Dr. Chen: *checks* Yes, Kevin! Also Kevin!
Class: Did he get it?
Dr. Chen: Yes, mostly correct. But no point solve y! Does not make sense!
Class: Did he get extra credit?
Dr. Chen: No. -
#975 Up↑ /54 Down↓ [Report] 2010-01-20 22:10 EST
// Ms. Ferrara turns around after office monitor creeps into the classroom while Ms. Ferrara is writing at the chalk board
Ms. Ferrara: You scared me! You need noise in your shoes! You scare me every time, that's why my class laughs every time you come in!
Monitor: Oh. My friends say that too.
Ms. Ferrara: You still have friends?! -
#888 Up↑ /40 Down↓ [Report] 2009-12-11 09:52 EST
// We are voting on a pressure question //
*People believe the pressure in a narrow tube is higher than in a wide tube*
Student: This motion clearly passes
Avallone: Yes, this motion clearly passes. This Congress votes to veto the Law of Conservation of Energy.
*Students stare*
Avallone: I was going to veto this anyway mind you. -
#766 Up↑ /68 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-22 00:04 EDT
Mr. Polazzo: You really need to take the bill under your wing and fly with it.
Mr. Polazzo: Actually, that wouldn't work because then you'd drop it. I guess you need multiple wings.
Student: Doesn't everything that flies have multiple wings?
Mr. Polazzo: Touché. -
#1334 Up↑ /95 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-23 00:05 EDT
// Mr. Dyrland-Weaver is going over a project where the students have to choose a program/model to present.
Mr. Dyrland-Weaver: Every year, people always fight over the model about AIDS. Then I always hear both sides shouting "I WANT AIDS!" or "GIVE ME AIDS!"
