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#1883 Up↑ /41 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-05 12:25 EDT
// A student complains that Dr. Chen is only calling on the smart students
Student: No, that's not fair, ask someone else!
Dr. Chen: Yes, I call on other student now!
*calls up a student who clearly knows what to do*
Student: Don't ask him! Don't ask the people from that corner! Ask someone...normal.
Dr. Chen: THEY ARE ABNORMAL?! -
#176 Up↑ /155 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-27 21:44 EDT
Young English teacher: Yeah, so it takes me about 10 minutes to walk from my apartment to the subway, and on the way there's this homeless guy on the corner who is always getting really angry at some invisible person. Then he disappeared for, like, two weeks, and I'm like, 'Oh, he must've died, that's so sad,' but then he came back and I was like, 'Okay, cool.'
Student: What does this have to do with The Odyssey?
Young English teacher: You guys really need to focus. -
#1757 Up↑ /55 Down↓ [Report] 2011-03-04 12:30 EST
// Dr. Chen hands a test back to a student
Dr. Chen: You did better than Aman!
Student: What did he get?
Dr. Chen: 55! He did nothing!
Student 2: Wait, you do nothing and you can get a 55?
Dr. Chen: He wrote like a book! Look! *flips through test stapled to 5 other pages*
Dr. Chen: But is totally irrelevant to our class!
*Dr. Chen hands test to a student*
Dr. Chen: You see? All this how can I give?! -
#332 Up↑ /69 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-20 21:10 EST
// Mr. Kennedy writes the following notes on the board:
1. Iroquois
2. Makalooku
3. Sex
// Class begins to laugh, not sure what's going on
Mr. Kennedy: Jeez, you kids are so immature. I write this nonsense (pointing to 2) on the board and you all copy it down, but I wrote these three letters and you go crazy.
// Note: He left those notes on the board the remainder of the period and nobody was sure if we were actually supposed to copy them.
