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#1400 Up↑ +39/43 Down↓ [Report] 2010-09-06 13:06 EDT

Student: Mr. Tillman, do you have any children?
*long pause*
Mr. Tillman: Well, usually I say none that I know of.

Tags: tillman
#1321 Up↑ +39/43 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-20 09:38 EDT

Mr. Brooks: "There is a time when I would like you guys to not be running around naked and sacrificing things..."

Tags: brooks comp.sci intro.to.compsci
#1306 Up↑ +52/58 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-16 12:10 EDT

// Talking about the Jersey Shore in econ
Mr. Boericke: My mother's first boyfriend was from the Jersey Shore. He was a lifeguard named Sharkey and he could open beer bottles with his toes.
Mr. Boericke: Then one day there was a hurricane and Sharkey went down to the beach to save the lifeguard chair.
Mr. Boericke: He was never heard from again.
Class: *silence*

Tags: boericke economics
#479 Up↑ +90/102 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-28 20:16 EDT

// In Chemistry, Ms. Pluchino is talking about her basketball experience.
Delorian: Ms. Pluchino sucks at basketball!
*Class snickers*
Ms. Pluchino: Yeah, well, Delorian is failing Chemistry. Ha!

Tags: chemistry pluchino
#1254 Up↑ +77/87 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 19:34 EDT

Dr. Pathak: So what are alleles?
Student: Alleles are the things that wrap around DNA!
Dr. Pathak: Ok, can we get someone who is actually paying attention?

Tags: biology pathak
#640 Up↑ +64/72 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-26 22:17 EDT

Mr. Boericke: And then I mimed the deodorant, and they took me to the brushes.
Student: There is no deodorant in China!
Mr. Boericke: Exactly! There is a manufactured demand for deodorant here that does not exist in China!
Student: Wait, really? I didn’t think it was really true, I was just being racist.

Tags: boericke deodorant racism stuy
#555 Up↑ +63/71 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-14 19:51 EDT

Mr. Dreyfus's Physics Poem:

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Power Equals I Squared R
What A Bright Star I See
It Also Equals I Times V
Or, If Properly Converted
R Over V Squared, Inverted

Tags: dreyfus physics poetry
#237 Up↑ +126/144 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-28 01:33 EST

Ms. Bushman: You were gone [in the bathroom] for a really long time.
Student: Yeah, there was a lot of demand and not enough supply.

Tags: ap.micro bushman
#291 Up↑ +151/173 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-20 12:38 EST

// Mr. Francis reading English papers
Mr. Francis: "Mistakes, Stupidity, and Failure"
Mr. Francis: An autobiography, Billy?

Notes: I'm hoping "Billy" isn't the name of anyone in his class

Tags: english francis
#1969 Up↑ +25/27 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-13 22:32 EDT

// Talking about quantum spin
Teo: In the Sopranos most of it is in a strip club...
Ms. Breslin: ...and they can tell which way the strippers spin around the pole?

Tags: breslin metaphysics sopranos stripper teo.gelles
#1962 Up↑ +50/56 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-13 22:20 EDT

// To David Sugarman
Ms. Breslin: I probably shouldn't be telling you this, but you appeared in one of my dreams.

Tags: breslin david.sugarman dream metaphysics
#1887 Up↑ +50/56 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-06 17:05 EDT

// Talking about poets from the Renaissance.
Mr. Waxman: Dante used vernacular, which is everyday language, in his poems.
Waxman: So he would be like 'waz good son' and 'waz good in da hood yo?'

Tags: waxman
#1878 Up↑ +25/27 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-03 21:21 EDT

Mr. Sandler: What's that expression? You hit it on the nailhead?
Mr. Sandler: I'm not very good at construction.

Tags: sandler
#1552 Up↑ +50/56 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-10 20:58 EST

// Student reads a word problem about alcohol.
Dr. Fitzgerald: Ah, alcohol.
Dr. Fitzgerald: Thank god I got off that bandwagon.
*grins*
Dr. Fitzgerald: Now I'm on hard drugs!

Tags: ap.statistics fitzgerald
#1274 Up↑ +50/56 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 18:18 EDT

Ms. Plafker: Some people study, I slept my way through college.
*pause while students laugh*
Ms. Plafker: Napped! I NAPPED my way through college!

Tags: napped plafker

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#1321 Up↑ +39/43 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-20 09:38 EDT

#1306 Up↑ +52/58 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-16 12:10 EDT

#479 Up↑ +90/102 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-28 20:16 EDT

#1254 Up↑ +77/87 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 19:34 EDT

#640 Up↑ +64/72 Down↓ [Report] 2009-06-26 22:17 EDT

#555 Up↑ +63/71 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-14 19:51 EDT

#237 Up↑ +126/144 Down↓ [Report] 2008-11-28 01:33 EST

#291 Up↑ +151/173 Down↓ [Report] 2008-12-20 12:38 EST

#1969 Up↑ +25/27 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-13 22:32 EDT

#1962 Up↑ +50/56 Down↓ [Report] 2011-06-13 22:20 EDT

#1887 Up↑ +50/56 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-06 17:05 EDT

#1878 Up↑ +25/27 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-03 21:21 EDT

#1552 Up↑ +50/56 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-10 20:58 EST

#1274 Up↑ +50/56 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 18:18 EDT