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#1227 Up↑ /44 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-07 21:17 EDT
// Discussing the British elections
Student: If there is a re-election, would the Labour Party pick someone other than Gordan Brown?
Mr. Polazzo: Yes, the aptly named Ed Balls.
*Class erupts in laughter and starts making jokes, including "Old Man Balls," "Private Balls," and "Major Balls"*
Mr. Polazzo: There is an alternative, and his name is David Testicles. -
#1578 Up↑ /59 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-19 16:22 EST
// Mr. Boericke goes on a tangent instead of telling us about Social Security.
Mr. Boericke: And notice the huge difference in the money you get if you retire at 62 and if you retire at 70. They try to get you to work til 70 and they're DESPERATELY hoping you die before then.
Mr. Boericke: But I'll probably make it. Nobody in my family gets dementia or Alzheimer's...although my grandfather did get a little senile...
Mr. Boericke: He lived in this nice old folk's home and it had this big window overlooking a pond with ducks in it.
Mr. Boericke: He would say that the ducks were watching him and reporting him whenever he did something bad. -
#1370 Up↑ /120 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-07 18:32 EDT
// Students are playing cards in Mr. Majewski's class.
Mr. Majewski: Oh, guys, have you seen on TV a week ago there was Godfather Number Three, and in this movie everybody is gambling in Atlantic City and then somebody come in a helicopter and he shoot them all until they are dead. I think we should have something similar in Stuyvesant. -
#2031 Up↑ /43 Down↓ [Report] 2011-10-11 01:28 EDT
// 3rd period
Mr. Majewski: So theres this guy in my 10th period class and during the test, he kept looking down at his pocket. And guess what? He got a 100 on the test. He was taking knowledge out of his pocket! Some people are so tricky...
Student: Why didn't you take his test paper away?
Mr. Majewski: I was hoping he had the wrong answers..
