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#1203 Up↑ /88 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-02 13:07 EDT
// Ms. Dunkel showing a portrait of Napoleon
Ms. Dunkel: *Blushes and gestures towards Napoleon's crotch* Does everyone see the very exaggerated body part in the painting?
Student: I thought he was called the Little General.
Ms. Dunkel: Oh. Well, some people say he was called that because of his height. But I think its for another reason. -
#1067 Up↑ /52 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-10 22:52 EST
Mr. Citron: Now if your car is moving at a low velocity and is a smaller size...
*uses Hamlet as small car*
Mr. Citron: ...and hits a bigger car...
*hits Hamlet into Biology textbook*
Mr. Citron: then there will be significant injury.
Mr. Citron: Biology always beats English. -
#714 Up↑ /88 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-01 17:14 EDT
// Mr. Boericke is using milk as an example of an inelastic good because the amount people buy doesn't change a lot even if the price changes
Mr. Boericke: But when the price of milk goes down, you don't say, "Hot damn, I'm going to drink two quarts tonight!" -
#357 Up↑ /177 Down↓ [Report] 2009-01-29 16:53 EST
Dr. Majewski: Wes, why you leave questions blank on lab?
Wes: I couldn't figure them out.
Dr. Majewski: You put me in very bad position. If I pass you, I go to jail, if I fail you, you will kill me.
Wes: That's right. If you fail me, I will murder you. Give me a sixty-five.
Dr. Majewski: Okay, sixty-five.
