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• #1566 Up↑ +50/54 Down↓ [Report] 2010-12-15 22:03 EST

  Student: Where was the Colossus at Rhodes?
  Ms. Shuman: At Rhodes, obviously.
  Student: What about the Pyramids of Giza?
  Ms. Shuman: You're kidding.

  Tags: global history shuman

• #124 Up↑ +180/200 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-11 13:29 EDT

  Mr. Mott: Colonial times were cool. Well, for your people, not for my people.

  Notes: Mr. Mott is African-American, in case you don't get the joke.

  Tags: mott

• #1428 Up↑ +49/53 Down↓ [Report] 2010-10-01 00:55 EDT

  Dr. Chen: From experience, I have some students from AB and some from BC. I think the only difference is...
  *pauses*
  Dr. Chen: ...not much difference...

  Tags: calculus chen multivariate.calculus

• #1392 Up↑ +49/53 Down↓ [Report] 2010-06-21 13:53 EDT

  Ms.Silverio: The Spanish Regents are so easy that if you study for them, you should go kill yourself.

  Tags: regents silverio spanish

• #1329 Up↑ +147/163 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-21 20:57 EDT

  Female student: Mr. Majewski, are you married?
  Mr. Majewski: Why are you asking? Do you want to go to prom with me?
  *Class roars in laughter and applause*

  Tags: majewski physics

• #1081 Up↑ +98/108 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-15 23:30 EDT

  Student: Mr. Francis, did you see Sing!?
  *Mr. Francis bursts out laughing for a minute, then resumes class*

  Tags: francis sing!

• #552 Up↑ +49/53 Down↓ [Report] 2009-05-14 16:38 EDT

  Mr. Dreyfus: Inductors are like physics teachers.
  Mr. Dreyfus: After a while, they have no effect.

  Notes: In circuits with constant current, at least

  Tags: dreyfus physics stuy

• #1862 Up↑ +65/71 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-28 21:01 EDT

  Mr. Cocoros: I only got four hours of sleep...
  Student: I slept for seven hours last night!
  Mr. Cocoros: I hate you.

  Tags: cocoros math.team

• #1732 Up↑ +65/71 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-20 00:13 EST

  Mr. Mott: Does anyone know how to play the piano here?
  // Only someone Caucasian raises his hand
  Mr. Mott: Finally! Someone not Asian.

  Tags: mott

• #1148 Up↑ +65/71 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-18 17:09 EDT

  // The warning bell has rung, and Mr. Majewski has done nothing but check and collect homework.
  Student: Are we learning anything today?
  Mr. Majewski: Yes we are learning like crazy.

  Tags: crazy learning majewski

• #1074 Up↑ +65/71 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-12 19:25 EST

  // A student forgot how to do binomial expansion
  Dr. Chen: This is learning process. You learn some, then you forget some. BUT YOU NEED TO LEARN MORE AND FORGET LESS.

  Tags: chen precalculus

• #1071 Up↑ +65/71 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-11 21:36 EST

  // Discussing what students think about their teachers.
  Ms. Olivi: Come on, disliking your high school teachers is like a national sport.
  Student: Who were your teachers in high school?
  Ms. Olivi: Some nuns.
  *pauses*
  Ms. Olivi: I hated them.

  Tags: nuns olivi teachers

• #1835 Up↑ +81/89 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-01 20:46 EDT

  // After most senior college acceptances/rejections came out...
  Dr. Pathak: It's really okay... You guys shouldn't feel so bad since you're still so young... I applied to Stanford 3 times and got rejected all 3 times... But somehow I still have a good job here.

  Tags: college pathak

• #179 Up↑ +162/180 Down↓ [Report] 2008-10-28 23:17 EDT

  Señor Simon: What does every party need, Mohammed?
  Mohammed: Prostitutos!
  Señor Simon: Whoa, MALE prostitutes?

  Notes: in spanish, words ending in -o are usually masculine

  Tags: prostitutes simon spanish

• #779 Up↑ +97/107 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-26 22:28 EDT

  Mr. Avallone: Ok, I'm putting a bunch of pink arrows next to the N so you remember that the newtons here represent the mass.
  Mr. Avallone: I'm also drawing a magical flying narwhal wearing a jetpack that's pointing to the N.
  Mr. Avallone: There, that should make you remember.

  Tags: avallone narwhal physics

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