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#1164 Up↑ /78 Down↓ [Report] 2010-04-26 11:13 EDT
// Mr. Majewski is talking about light refraction in water
Mr. Majewski: Yes, this is true, because one time I was diving, and I look at the bottom and I see that the water is very deep. And then I dive, and I hit it with my head, and all I saw were big stars. -
#728 Up↑ /78 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-06 22:15 EDT
// Mr. Orlando in the hallway with Magic cards
Student: Hey! I saw you last time in the staircase with a deck, but you denied it!
Mr. Orlando: *cards in hand* No, that has definitely never happened!
Mr. Orlando: And I definitely don't have more than one!
Mr. Orlando: *proceeds to pull out three decks* -
#669 Up↑ /77 Down↓ [Report] 2009-09-16 22:10 EDT
// Chorus is singing a song called "Oh Captain, My Captain" when Ms. Hall comes in
Ms. Hall: You're all singing this like it's a drinking song!
*chorus laughs as she imitates the chorus singing*
Ms. Hall: It's not. It's a song about the death of Abraham Lincoln!
Chorus: Oh.
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#2011 Up↑ /56 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-26 18:19 EDT
// Pathak is writing notes on a tablet connected to his laptop, which is connected to the projector.
Student: Dr. Pathak, Can you just type the notes? I can't really read your handwriting.
Pathak: Uh, I could, but this is too cool not to do, so uh, yeah.
