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#1267 Up↑ /90 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-12 23:26 EDT
// Pilloff "familiarizes" the class with various objects during the fruit lab
Dr. Pilloff: *holds up a pinecone* This is a pinecone.
Dr. Pilloff: *holds up another object and shakes it, making a rattling noise* I'm not sure what this is.
Dr. Pilloff: *picks up a spiky object* ...I'm not sure what this is either. -
#1030 Up↑ /135 Down↓ [Report] 2010-02-09 18:06 EST
// Ms. Damesek has just announced no school the next day
Ms. Hall: What? All this time I've spent listening to her announcements, and the one I actually want to hear, I didn't get to hear? Are you serious?
Chorus: Serious.
Ms. Hall: And they announced public schools closing for a snow day ahead of time?
Ms. Hall: There must be a god. -
#427 Up↑ /135 Down↓ [Report] 2009-03-05 16:43 EST
// Mr. Dibbs is going over last term's final, which was written by Ms. Arora.
Mr. Dibbs: So the answer to number 6 is C.
Student 1: Shouldn't it be D?
Mr. Dibbs: Oh wait, you're right, it's D.
Student 2: Mr. Dibbs, did you pass this final?
Mr. Dibbs: Yeah, I got a 76. -
#1088 Up↑ /66 Down↓ [Report] 2010-03-16 22:32 EDT
// After discussing curling
Citron: Curling is so not a sport!
Student: Yes it is! It requires all these mathematical equations and planning...
Citron: Please, I can make a sport right now. *picks up Hamlet book* It's called booking. *throws book onto bio text book* Yay, I covered the monkey! Score!
