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#1702 Up↑ −9/45 Down↓ [Report] 2011-02-10 19:03 EST

Ms. Cappell: What do you consider prehistoric art?
Kid: YOU!

Tags: art.appreciation cappell prehistoric
#1276 Up↑ −4/18 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 20:26 EDT

// After an explanation of Freemasons in class and the supposed "hidden signs"
Ms. Breslin: I personally think the Freemasons are more like a college fraternity
Ms. Breslin: *pause* but everyone is freaked out because of the EYEBALL on the dollar bill.

Tags: ap.english.metaphysics breslin
#1 Up↑ −22/94 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-20 22:38 EDT

// USMA @ West Point
Xo: You want to get something to eat?
Ed: No, I'm not hungry. I had some goldfish.
Xo: You had *goldfish*?
Ed: The little crackers, not actual fish that you keep in a bowl.
Xo: Oh, I thought you meant fish made of gold.

Notes: Xo is known to constantly pretend to be stupid, but this time he took it to an unexpected level.

Tags: ed.sung xo.wang
#1864 Up↑ −8/32 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-29 12:17 EDT

Dr. Chen: Put newspaper away! You will fail!
Student: Aww, really?
Dr. Chen: Yes! If you take out newspaper, you will fail, am definitely sure!
Dr. Chen: I will give final!
Student: Just for me?
Dr. Chen: Yeah, just you.
Student: Will you give me a review?
Dr. Chen: Yes! I will give final, then will see!
Student: I'll get a 95!
Dr. Chen: *laughs* OK.

Tags: chen differential.equations newspaper
#739 Up↑ −9/33 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-11 17:49 EDT

Mr. Boericke: A guy like Bush who would run towards Armageddon saying praise Jesus as I go would create fear in the rest of the world that he would actually do it.

Tags: boericke bush
#1882 Up↑ −12/30 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-04 21:48 EDT

// on the thatwasi.com forum
Mr. Francis: Hello! I don't get FussBook. That's not to say I can't be edumacatedcaustic.

Tags: american.studies francis
#2007 Up↑ −7/13 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-25 19:00 EDT

// Mr. Brown seating students on the first day of school
Mr. Brown: [finished reading off his register and turns to face 2-3 people without seats]
Mr. Brown: Well, who are YOU people??

Tags: brown geometry

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#1276 Up↑ −4/18 Down↓ [Report] 2010-05-13 20:26 EDT

#1 Up↑ −22/94 Down↓ [Report] 2008-09-20 22:38 EDT

#1864 Up↑ −8/32 Down↓ [Report] 2011-04-29 12:17 EDT

#739 Up↑ −9/33 Down↓ [Report] 2009-10-11 17:49 EDT

#1882 Up↑ −12/30 Down↓ [Report] 2011-05-04 21:48 EDT

#2007 Up↑ −7/13 Down↓ [Report] 2011-09-25 19:00 EDT